.........the episode when Bart and Milhouse take over the comic book store. They allow Ralph Wiggum into the adult section....you hear him say off screen "Everybody's hugging".

that episode where the town rebuilds ned's house after the storm.. and he walks in and there's a toilet next to the fridge, and then he finds out the floor's 'kind of gritty' or whatever, and then he walks down that hall and basically it shrinks until the door is the size of his hand. also in rod's room there's a poster and when rod tries to take it down bart says 'i wouldn't do that if i were you.. that's a load-bearing poster'. RULES!

also in that episode after ned goes crazy and then the doctor shows him a video of when he was young and terrorizing kids, he says the following

I'M DICK TRACEY, TAKE THAT (pushes kid)
NOW I'M PRUNE FACE, LOOK AT ME!! (pushes kids)
NOW I'M PRUNE TRACEY, HA! (pushes kid)
NOW I'M

doctor interrupts

i missed the joke the first time i saw it.

OH and when homer's making that video on nuclear safety and burns is directing..

homer: and that's why we should all use... uh..

burns (whispering fiercely off-camera and shaking his fist): nuclear power

homer: (in a fierce whisper & shaking his fist) nuclear power

I feel like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited!

Bart (reading Homer's BBQ invitation: "Come to Homer's B-B-B-Q. The extra B is for B-Y-O-B-B." What's that extra B for?

Homer: That's a typo

and

Homer: Gym, what's a gym (mispronouncin Gym gime)
(Homer steps into the Gym and realizes what it is).
Oh, he he, a gym (still mispronouncing it).

and pretty much the entire episode where Homer gains weight to get on disability.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Imagine.

A discussion of "The Simpsons" on an internet message board.

Westward ho, Pioneers!

Yeah, get a water cooler!



I liked when Apu made Indian food for The Simpsons, saying that it was a little spicey. Lisa takes a bite and is so overwhealmed by the spices she says (wide-eyed, in a dazed voice):

"I can see through time!"

davesec wrote:I'M DICK TRACEY, TAKE THAT (pushes kid)
NOW I'M PRUNE FACE, LOOK AT ME!! (pushes kids)
NOW I'M PRUNE TRACEY, HA! (pushes kid)
NOW I'M

doctor interrupts

i missed the joke the first time i saw it.

I guess I'm slow....I still don't get the joke.

However, this thread is fun and several of my faves have already been mentioned.

chet wrote:Homer: (looking at globe) Look at this country! "U-R-Gay"

For what it's worth, I think there's been at least one or two times on this message board where I responded to someone by saying "Uruguay", which was a reference to this episode. I figured nobody would ever catch it. Maybe people might have!

Homer trying to remember, "what was it my dad always used to say?" ... thought bubble, and he remembers his dad saying "son, if you can't build a robot, BE a robot!!"

The Duff Gardens episode where Lisa drinks the water in the small world ride and starts tripping...

In the Hullabalooza episode, when Peter Frampton is playing and Otto says "Woah! That guy's guitar is talkin! And so are my shoes!!" and his shoes have mouths and they say "don't worry, we won't hurt you".

Same episode, is it Billy Corgan that says "Woo-hoo!! I'm gonna buy a walk-in humidor!"

Homer at dinner wearing all black pants and sweater and a black knit cap, and when Marge asks him what he's planning on doing that night he says something like "certain deeds..."

Homer drunkenly negotiating with the dragon (that's flying alongside their plane to China) about how many peanuts he's willing to give it.

There's just way too many. One of my single favorite lines of all from the Simpsons, though, is in the Laddie episode, when Bart is going to get Santa's Little Helper back from the blind guy, and Lisa says something about "promise you'll try to not hurt the blind guy" or something like that, and Bart says "I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try." So good.

Same episode, when the cops come and Laddie, who is now a police dog, goes in the blind guy's pocket and pulls out a bag of weed, and then Lou the cop says "hey Chief, it could be medicinal" and the blind guy says "Uh, yeah! without it, I could go... even... blinder?" and then all the cops come over and Marley starts playing and Chief Wiggum is singing "I'm Jamming"

I think probably every episode that Conan O'Brien had a hand in has at least one or two crack-me-up lines. There are at least hundreds if not more than a thousand great Simpsons quotes. And of course there are entire websites devoted to them where you can find some great ones you forgot about. Unless you're like me and you watch all 3 episodes that are on every weekday on Fox.

scott wrote:Unless you're like me and you watch all 3 episodes that are on every weekday on Fox.

I am so spoiled by this.

The episode where Homer eats the chili at the chili cook off that is so hot he has a Carlos Casteneda type hallucination (Johnny Cash is the voice of his spirit guide).

The episode where Homer thinks Bart is gay. Homer takes Bart to a steel factory, so Bart can what real men are like. Unfortunately, his timing is a little off. It's closing time at the steel mill, and in the off hours, it turns into a gay disco(can't remember the name of the disco, but it's hilarious), and the line, "hot stuff coming through".