Ty Webb wrote:Whoa.


I can't even conceive of one of my buddies allowing me access to photos of his naked wife, let alone video of her and, most disturbingly, HIM doing the bad thing. WTF?

Do you think this is going to be followed up with an invitation to view it together? The next time you visit them, there might be a bowl for house keys on the coffee table.

Ha.

No. I don't think that's the plan. That's not really my scene anyway.

I know my friend is a freak (I've known it for years, actually). Deductive reasoning would allow me to say, if my friend is a freak then his wife must be too. I've always assumed that to be true. It's just that it was made blatantly obvious. BLATANTLY.

To be totally honest, I was more surprised by how well-done the filming/editing was. I always thought him to be such a "Philistine".

Last night after drinking lots and lots and lots my housemate showed our guest up to the spare room, and upon opening the door immediately backed out of the room and took said guest to his own room instead, seeing he was okay then came back down to mine and told me in a very excited whispering way that the spare room is full of cannabis. We then both went up to have a look and sure enough, the back room is full of long bushy bits of moist green ganja hanging from wires to dry. The room smells wonderful. We smiled big smiles. I took a massive bit from the wire and we crept back to my room. Having ran out of tobacco we made many small grass-only joints and smoked them and got very, very. very high indeed. We were already pissed and had ordered lager from the 24 hour booze delivery man. Bear in mind there is still a hash drought here so neither of us have had a smoke for two months or more. How very nice of our other housemate to dry a load of grass out for someone. We shouldn't have touched it really but there was absolutely no way we couldn't, finding a cave of magical treasure in our own house at five o'clock in the morning. I woke up at four this afternoon. Steve woke up at three to sixteen missed calls from his boss. What a marvellous evening.

Arson Smith wrote:Oh wow - this is somewhat eerie to me, as my girlfriend has just found out that she has a "complex cyst" on her thyroid. She doesn't know anything beyond that yet, though (we'll know more after some more doctor visits, and perhaps a fine needle biopsy?) I may end up PM-ing you with future questions as this plays out. Thanks for sharing that, seriously.

Hey Arson Smith, PM away, anytime. How's your girlfriend doing?

If they recommend removing her thyroid, please encourage getting another opinion. My friend decided that a thyroidectomy was the right choice for her, but doctors do freak people out unnecessarily sometimes. [I had some knife happy freak ass want to take out my pituitary gland once, but I went for a second opinion (which was "Hell no! WTF?") and I'm really glad I didn't have the surgery.]

all my best,

bumble

Today I went swimming. Hadn't been in ages. The pool was crowded so getting any sort of rhythm was tricky. I persisted and got about an hour of swimming in.

I went in a sauna afterwards. Never been in one before.

It was brilliant.

Chapter Two, lock that door until I get there. I'm headed to the airport now.

I had my bachelor's party this last weekend. My friend bought mulch from a crackhead, thinking it was pot. His new nickname is Mulch.

I peed on a bank. The entire group peed on the tires of an SUV.

Ty Webb wrote:Chapter Two, lock that door until I get there. I'm headed to the airport now.

Could you think of a good reason for us not to be evicted for raiding the afore-mentioned housemate-who-also-owns-the-house's pot harvest? I'm sure being a funky-ass americano with an incredible ginger afro will go a long way in this regard, but we're relying on you to come up with something, otherwise it's hankies on sticks for me and t'other fella. See you when you land, sir Webb.

"If you kick us out, we're taking all the skins."

"We suspected pesticide use. Don't worry, you're clear."

"There's an American on the way over and there's no way we could deal with that sober."

"Look! Something bright and shiny!" (This works incredibly well with heavy pot smokers.)


I'll think of more on the plane. Do you think I can get a 4-foot bong through airport security? It has no sharp edges, after all.

Ty Webb wrote:I'll think of more on the plane. Do you think I can get a 4-foot bong through airport security? It has no sharp edges, after all.

Tell 'em it's a bomb, should be okay.

Oh and this is brillant.

Ty Webb wrote:"We suspected pesticide use. Don't worry, you're clear."

A woman I work with began an affair 2 weeks ago with a man I work with. I also work with her daughter. As far as I know this "affair" hasn't even gone as far as sleeping with each other. He has left his wife and she has left her husband. His daughter sent a text to her daughter saying "Your mom is shagging my dad".

The daughter is my friend but I've had to keep it from her. Now she knows but she doesn't know that I know. Today all three of them didn't come into work. My sister, who works with me also, says the daughter is probably never coming back to work. After all she sits a few feet from the guy who has split her parents up.