fantasmatical thorr wrote:
a knob is about a tablespoon or the size of a new potatoe.
lisa

I'd say that's *ahem* a rather large knob.

Leeds is the city built on Double Dutch.

johnnyshape wrote:

fantasmatical thorr wrote:
a knob is about a tablespoon or the size of a new potatoe.
lisa

I'd say that's *ahem* a rather large knob.

Certainly is. Too many knobs that size, you'll give yourself a heart attack.

Cranius and night_tools, thank you.

Mssr Chapman, Mlle Thorr, your insights are appreciated.

Fanny-fulls.
What the hell is the matter with you people.
Risotto was at stake here!

No more disgraceful jokes? Pity, I had a really horrid one.

googacky wrote:What do you get when you nail a baby to a wall?

A boner.

I heard this joke differently.

What do you get when stab a dead baby with a fork?

An erection.

What's the worst part of pedophilia?






Getting the blood out of your clown suit. (Fucking A, I'm going to hell.)

Above joke was the one I wouldn't tell. Ha, you'll be in hell before me!

Keep me a good seat.

daniel robert chapman wrote:each of those cans is 5% alcohol

Must be by weight, because budweiser is 5% by volume, and it is nothing impressive. But 5% alcohol by weight is really impressive.

I had a disagreement about the difference of "by weight" and "by volume" with a waiter at a brew-pub restaurant. He told me their beer was 3.5% alcohol by volume, and that is a lot. No... That's like Amstel Light. I informed him that it was most likely by weight.

In the U.S., when they list alcohol on beverages, it is by volume. I prefer this, because beer is sold by volume and not weight. I think life would be more interesting if it was sold by weight, though...

yut - it's 5% by volume. I wasn't implying that this is the hard stuff, just that it represents value for the price. It sells round here at £3 ($5.63) for four or £5 ($9.38)/£5.50 ($10.33) for eight, so most people take the route of sound economic sense and buy eight. When you buy eight, you drink eight. Then you drink a bottle of £3 red wine. Then you go out. Hence, Leeds.