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My hellish in-laws left today.

They have been living in my house for the past seven days. I have cooked, cleaned, served and conversed for/with these retards non-stop for the past seven days.

Today they left.

Phew.

I find an envelope addressed to me. Inside the envelope is a card. Inside the card is written "Thanks for the stay with you." There is also £30.

£30.

I am 34 years old.

I am an adult.

I own a large house, a modern car, furniture, instruments, adult stuff...

My in-laws have left me a card with £30 in it.

W.

T.

F?

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Chapter Two wrote:
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Is that photo part of your CV? You should put it on the front cover!

Adam - £30 is £30 man. Why not buy a bottle of your favourite booze, or buy the missus some flowers? (or drugs and porn, by all means...)
arthur wrote:Don't cut it for work don't cut it to look normal, people who feel offended by your nearly-30-with-long-hair face should just fuck off.

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Burt: What shall we get Adam to thank him for his hospitality, even though he doesn't even bother to conceal his hatred for us anymore?

Agnes: I just saw a limited green vinyl edition of White Light/White Heat on ebay for 30 pounds. We don't have time to buy it though.

Burt: Ah well, we'll leave him the money to get it himself.

Agnes: Do you think he knows I post on the electrical audio forum under the name rotten tanx?

Burt: On some level, yes, I'm sure he knows.
simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.

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As of right now, I have been recovering the hard drive on my powerbook for 24 hours.

It seems it will never end.

Today I ate lunch with my father. I had a freelance gig to do some edits on some Quark layouts with a Big Fancy Art Book Publisher for the past two days (they like me, so I might do more, which is good because I haven't had a print-related job in a year) and their offices happen to be across the street from where my dad works.

He only works out of his office one day a week, because he is near retirement age, and he works for a government agency. I think you can connect the dots here. I refer to him as The King, because he is basically in an ivory tower.

My father and I ate at Sammy's, a smallish Chinese place next to the IFC Center on 6th Ave. We sat in the window seats and watched people get blown down the street by high winds, and little dogs meeting and greeting each other. I teased him gently about the hugeass bandaid on his neck (he had some basal cell skin cancer remover the other day) and commended him on not taking the chicken way out, which was to wear a neckerchief.

In the midst of our meal, we hear a loud explosion-type noise, and I see a smokelike vapor. Every pigeon in a 2 mile radius is airborne. Five minutes later, three fire engines and a bunch of NYPD are stationed across the street from us. I still do not know what happened.

On the way back to our respective office buildings, we walk down Carmine Street and I notice there is a Beard Papa! Even better, one of the feature flavors is Double Chocolate. I go inside, and tell my dad excitedly how awesome their cream puffs are. The man who came into the store right behind us is also a Beard Papa fan (he agrees with me that the green tea ones are fabulous), and when I turn around to actually look at him I have a bit of a girly meltdown because

it is Campbell Scott

Who I have always had a thing for, but now that he is going grey and plays a moody photographer on a show called Six Degrees, well, I don't need to tell you that seeing Mr. Scott was a little bit exciting, and yet wholly embarrassing because I was with my father. How could he fall madly in love with me over a choux cream when my dad was there? It just wasn't going to happen today.

As it happens, they were shooting an episode of Six Degrees in the neighborhood, starting at 5pm, and I contemplated stalking Campbell but I really had to come home to spend my night recovering my hard drive.

Tonight, I will dream of Campbell Scott, possibly feeding me green-tea cream puffs. Or maybe just talking shop about medium format cameras.
I make music/I also make pretty pictures

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Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:
burun wrote:I will spend my night "recovering my hard drive" while I dream of Campbell Scott feeding me green-tea cream puffs.


Why, Brett Eugene Ralph, why?

Why must you mock both my laptop woes AND my lust for an unattainable man by twisting my words into a creepy euphamism for self-abuse?

Now I am going to cry myself to sleep.

You are the meanest.
I make music/I also make pretty pictures

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