Dudley wrote:In my first year at university I went on a sort-of date to see the Icicle Works. (hey, it was the late 80's, and I was young and drinking a lot of Kestrel Super)
This would have probably been tolerable, but a) this girl was 4'11" (and I'm 6'7") and b) I'd spent the afternoon getting stoned with a friend from back home. Being barely capable of speech made the pre-gig, sort-of-date stuff kind of awkward, so much so that when band were on, and I realised that she could maybe see the lighting rig and below that , only the backs of Icicle Works fans, I started to feel enormously guilty, as I could see the band in all their, ahem, glory. Even in my stupor, I knew I had to do something to sort this out.
Did I stick her on my shoulders, rock-show style? Did I suggest we ditch the gig and go somewhere else? Somewhere more conducive?
No, in my spliffdom, I decided the best thing to do would be to bend my knees until I too was struggling to see the band, occasionally turning to her and giving her glassy-eyed "bummer, eh?" looks.
Classy, eh? I always had the moves - even back then. Romance runs through my very core, like the lettering on a stick of rock.
This post either restores my faith in, or confirms everything I had always suspected about humanity.
Dudley, you're my new hero, and not just 'cause you're a City fan.
As for bad shows... I one time got dragged to see a show, the main act whom I can't remember, because one of the supporting bands was Carter USM, and they were so astoundingly awful that for the rest of the evening I was in a state of trauma. It was truly horrendous.