This is a crappy picture of my TB1000S copy built by Greg Bailey. It uses an original (not refin-ed) body, Greg fabricated everything else on this guitar (including the bridge). It has a few things different from the originals like a 10.5" radius and a phenolic fretboard. Greg does some amazing work.

80s Les Paul Jr. reissue (former property of D. Pajo)
67 Fender Mustang
90s Jazzmaster (Japanese)
3 pick-up double cutaway Danelectro
Vox semi-acoustic 12-string
Gibson acoustic-electric (I can't remember the designation; reissue of the kind Paul and George used to play)

This IS the only electric guitar I really need anymore...

Electrical Guitar Company Custom 500 #84

Lately (new thingy), a Yamaha SG1000 that I choke in fuzz.

Nice guitar.

I got your average...
2000 Gibson SG Standard
1996 Japanese Jazzmaster

and (i'm preparing to be admonished here)
last year i bought an Eric Johnson Signature Stratocaster.

I know, i know, eric johnson... but it's a fucker of a guitar, really.
I've never heard a strat sound this big or gritty.

Nice strat. I'm using a 2004 Stratocaster Deluxe. I love it. Black with gold scratchguard and maple neck. Sounds lovely through my Laney.

giannini master sonic GG08H.

G&L F-100. Serial:G000690 If I switch on the treble boost and turn down the tone knobs all the way with the neck pick-up it kinda sounds like the big red tone from the Killer Queen solo.
But seriously, what is it with the previous owners of all my guitars sanding the neck down. If Leo Fender wanted the neck sanded, he'd tell George Fullerton himself to fuckin sand it.

Yum.

Seriously, unspeakably happy with this bass (especially since I've figured out how to quiet the electronics down).

I have a Fender Telecaster that I saved up for. I love the thing, but I need to learn before going on full-out guitarmania. Also need a decent amp. Anyway, my Tele is candy apple red, I believe, with a white pickguard and a maple fretboard. It looks pretty much exactly like the James Burton Signature Tele except it doesn't have the sig on the headstock, therefore making it not a James Burton telecaster.

Guitars/basses I want include:

Epiphone G-400 (it'll give you the sound cheep)
Gibson SG Classic (got the p90's for Live at Leeds action...)
Fender Jaguar (in sunburst w/shell pickguard...ooohhh...drool...then modify it into the Surf Guitar From Hell with a Bean HB in the bridge position and a decent bridge...must...stop...)
Rickenbacker 330 (this might play better than any guitar I've ever laid my unworthy hands on)
Decent small-bodied acoustic (an Epi or an Alvarez possibly - the Epi version of the L-00 or the mahogany-body alvarez)
Fender Precision (preferably natural/cream finish with shell pickguard...rosewood or maple, by then it wouldn't matter)
Fender Mustang Bass (my hands are kinda small and I like the sound it has)
Rickenbacker Bass Copy (since there's no way in hell I can afford a rick, a vintage copy would rock my world)
Fender Jazz (in sunburst w/shell pickguard...again, rosewood or maple wouldn't matter, though maple would rule...or the Tracy Pew jazz bass, white/black pickguard/maple)
Gibson EB-3 (maybe get it modified w/built-in fuzz or diode like Jack Bruce did to get the full fuzz-growowll)

...and, if I can ever find it, an Epiphone Jorma Kaukonen Riviera Deluxe, probably over anything else here. If you've ever seen the damn thing, you'll know what I mean. Why the fuck did Epiphone discontinue such a work of art and beauty?

well, a TB Wedge would be amazing too...then I could really nail the Keith Levene guitar tone on Metal Box...

all of these, sadly, are in my dreams. later, though...