Let us see your pet.

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Ty Webb wrote:Good god, Peri. I hate you for making me type this sentence, but I have an overwhelming urge to feed Paul Stanley treats and let him sleep in my lap.


He's fun to cuddle with when he's not being a douche bag. Lately he's been a mega douche. All barking all the time, etc.

I just wrote:He's fun to cuddle with...
I think my weiner just shrunk up inside of me and turned into a vagina.
drew patrick wrote:Peripatetic will win.

Let us see your pet.

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Peripatetic wrote:
I just wrote:He's fun to cuddle with...
I think my weiner just shrunk up inside of me and turned into a vagina.



Don't panic! This has happened to me. Turn on Ultimate Fighting Championship on Spike, stand in front of the TV, holding your nose and mouth tightly shut, and exhale as hard as you can. Not only will your ears pop, but your goods should turn right side out again.
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