"They just like talking to water delivery men."

Just went to the supermarket to get a bagette to make a nice after gym sandwich.

When I got there there was only one left; aha, it is my lucky day I think!

I finally get to the kitchen to prepare the food and when I take the loaf out of its paper bag I realise that some cunt had broken off and (presumably) eaten a good 5 or so inch chunk of the bread! Bastards!

Tree wrote:"They just like talking to water delivery men."

Go tell it to Mitch and Murray.

I got Bell's Palsy. Half my face doesn't work. I look like Jean Chrétien.

vockins wrote:I got Bell's Palsy. Half my face doesn't work. I look like Jean Chrétien.

ahh, my mum's got that, wel, it's not so bad now but from time to time yadda yadda...

ANYWAY i just got home late from a busy bar shift. there is ice on all the cars in my street and i was looking up at the stars and you can see them so clearly now that the rover factory is closed down...but, just i saw a shooting star!!!! oooooooOOOOOOooooohhhh!!! aaaaAAAAAhhhhhh!

vockins wrote:I got Bell's Palsy. Half my face doesn't work. I look like Jean Chrétien.

Whoa! Did it just manifest itself all of a sudden?

Look on the bright side: you can wear an eyepatch like Jamey Sheridan did on "Law And Order" and look damned cool.

I hope something can be done for you.

Now I feel sort of dumb saying I learned how to make dry-plate tintypes today.

burun wrote:

vockins wrote:I got Bell's Palsy. Half my face doesn't work. I look like Jean Chrétien.

Whoa! Did it just manifest itself all of a sudden?

I woke up and couldn't gargle without the Listerine ending up all over my chin and chest. I couldn't blink my right eye after I went to work. Everyone went batshit under the impression I was having a stroke.

Typical of our IT department to immediately diagnose the worst possible scenario.

Look on the bright side: you can wear an eyepatch like Jamey Sheridan did on "Law And Order" and look damned cool.

Wearing one as I type.

I hope something can be done for you.

I don't think this will last more than two weeks. It could be longer, but it's not likely.

My cousin gave me about 100 vinyl albums the other day and about 100 seven inches too. They're all from the 70s and 80s and all in immaculate condition. None of them are really music I would choose to buy myself (Billy Joel, Phil Collins, Soft Cell, Yazzoo, Culture Club, Carpenters, Bread, Michael Jackson, Elvis, Simply Red, etc).

So far I have listened to Madonna, Elton John, Rod Stewart, Kate Bush and the theme tune to the 80s show "Boon" (Hi Ho Silver).

If there's a website that tells you how much shitty old records are worth, please let me know.

Rotten Tanx wrote:
If there's a website that tells you how much shitty old records are worth, please let me know.

sorry for the obviousness of this advice... but you can check used vinyls on ebay.

Conversation at work:

"Did you see the march?"

"March?"

"On Remembrance Sunday, the march."

"Oh yes?"

"Y'know, to remember the dead 'n' that."