Nite Snak'r

mommy thought daddy loved her

You know it's a little chicky, so just get her a Virginia Slims t-shirt:

You've come a long way, baby.

"9 months in that stinkhole and all I got was this shit-filled onesie?!!"

"Placenta don't eat itself, Mom!"

In all seriousness, I have a friend who has a kid and this kid has a shirt with the Iron Maiden font that says "2 minutes to bedtime".

Born Breech and Proud

Meth Baby

Bastard

Chapter Two wrote:

instead of ocean macho walker or whatever 'Rape my shitter' would be a much better band name.
So, there we have it 'Rape my shitter' and their debut record 'Calling all cocks'
I will buy this record....even if it sounds like June of 44, shit I'll even go to the record release party at the empty bottle

vockins wrote:I (heart) The Anal Stage

This is the winner.




I submit:


Living on Meconium

Anti-Oedipus!

Postpartum
Depression
Sucks

I Am a Sexual Being

"Maury Povich sez: 'You are NOT the father'"