Sid Hartha wrote:50 DIE IN SAFETY DEMONSTRATION

No.

Sid Hartha wrote:MAN FUCKS 3, SELF

No.

Sid Hartha wrote:TIME WILL NO LONGER TELL

Yes.

Stabby Cat wrote:PoO STompEr

Yes.

Stabby Cat wrote:STabby CaT Lost In ThE MiLL!

Yes.

Stabby Cat wrote:THe aL StERn StoRy: A ReAL StooPId LiFE

No.

New 6-Series Bimmer Unveiled on French Riviera; 12 Die in Riots

Glen Burton - "My Plan to Stabilize Iraq"

Apologetic Stevie Wonder Admits He Could See This Whole Time

This feels like tryouts for the Onion.

= Justin

Marsupialist wrote:New Humans made of Gas!

Yes.

Marsupialist wrote:Coven of witches elected mayor of Chicago suburb

No.

Marsupialist wrote:Fat women now illegal in Nevada

No.

vockins wrote:Four Hour Trip To Charlottesville in a Lincoln Incontinental

Yes.

vockins wrote:Roadside Owl Detective and The Mystery of the Parapalegic's Smokey Stolen Stratocaster

No.

vockins wrote:Horse Toilet

Yes.

glynnisjohns wrote:Bipolar Bear seeks treatment

Yes.

glynnisjohns wrote:Ann Coulter pitching, Ron Jeremy catching

No.

glynnisjohns wrote:AortaForaVagina

No.

scott wrote:Why Did Daddy Put It There?

Yes.

scott wrote:Cartels, Cartels, Cartels

Yes.

scott wrote:Collecting These Faghing Rent

Yes.

sunlore wrote:Yikes! My arrogant King Poodle fell victim to the Spanish Inquisition!

No.

sunlore wrote:How in truth the guy got zapped by an giant oceanic eel and I steered the fucker myself.

No.

sunlore wrote:"I got fifteen grand and a thumb up your asshole that says I am not Simon Bolivar."

Yes.

DrAwkward wrote:Shit-tons of Carp

Yes. ( Grew up surrounded by carp. )

DrAwkward wrote:Someday I'll Punch That Homeless Mute in His Fat Head

No.

DrAwkward wrote:Are You There God? It's Me, Danzig

Yes.

alandeus wrote:Urine For A Treat, Says Mr. Pfister

No.

alandeus wrote:Herpes Duplex Downgraded to Herpes Simplex by Local Zoning Board

No.

alandeus wrote:Magnificent Bastard's Birth a Terrific Mess

No.

Sorry.