cjh wrote:The Osmonds, of course, were Morons.

cjh wrote:Confess, You Roamish Pumpkin.

cjh wrote:Dismantled Pope.

AlBStern wrote:Yes, I licked it and no, I'm not sorry.

AlBStern wrote:How I got that key to fit.

AlBStern wrote:That summer I wore those adult diapers.

clocker bob wrote:

Marsupialist wrote:New Humans made of Gas!

Yes.

Marsupialist wrote:Coven of witches elected mayor of Chicago suburb

No.

Marsupialist wrote:Fat women now illegal in Nevada

No.

Justin from Queens wrote:New 6-Series Bimmer Unveiled on French Riviera; 12 Die in Riots

Justin from Queens wrote:Glen Burton - "My Plan to Stabilize Iraq"

Justin from Queens wrote:Apologetic Stevie Wonder Admits He Could See This Whole Time

Justin from Queens wrote:This feels like tryouts for the Onion.

= Justin

Cranius wrote:Gilding the Falafel

Cranius wrote:The Fudge-Tunnels of Cherbourg: A Pederast's Handbook (aka Adventures of a Child-Smasher)

Cranius wrote:9-11: It Happened Exactly How They Said It Did

itchy mcgoo wrote:False Jews in Space!

itchy mcgoo wrote:Little Holly and the Warm Toilet

itchy mcgoo wrote:Pregnant From Finger-Banging: The Joy Micheleit-Tracy Story

johnnyshape wrote:Old Mother Fucker

johnnyshape wrote:Have Correct Travel Documents, Will Travel

johnnyshape wrote:In A Sexual Way