I think it's about time we discussed this.

Not crap, with a sizeable waffle factor.

I suppose we could begin with simples and work off those?

When they work out for all involved, Not Crap. When they don't, I'd say Crap, but people with less lofty goals would go Meh.

How was your Friday night, Tipcat?

Lemuel Gulliver wrote:How was your Friday night, Tipcat?

Ha! There was no booty involved, I assure you. I even have witnesses who can attest.

I guess The Booty Call is OK . . . the emotional yank when there is "history" is something I could do without.

I have never made a booty call.

I have never received a booty call.

I feel sort of incomplete now.

burun wrote:I have never made a booty call.

I have never received a booty call.

Burun, did you think I really just called for those Sun City Girls records?

I kid.

I am the same, but feel complete. Booty calls seem to arise from gray area situations, i.e. you're not fully over a break-up, so you sleep together; you don't like the person enough to actually commit to them, but you'll sleep with them, etc.

I don't want to sleep with someone I'm on the fence about. I think you'd wake up with something akin to a hangover.

For me, CRAP.

itchy mcgoo wrote:I think you'd wake up with something akin to a hangover.

Didn't Diana Ross write a song about that?

burun wrote:

itchy mcgoo wrote:I think you'd wake up with something akin to a hangover.

Didn't Diana Ross write a song about that?

It was the number one single in the US on the day of my birth.

When you're in very particular circumstances, the booty call can be a wonderful thing. It's as close as many of us get to good strings-free sex. Bad strings-free sex can be had a little more easily.

All good things must come to an end, but when it's working out well, the booty call is a lot of fun.

How exactly do these work, since I've never had one?

once i got a call from my butt and it farted in my face so i hung up on it...jerk...uh, crap?