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Gorky's Zygotic Mynci - Girls Doing Each Other's Hair (in Welsh)
Gorky's Zygotic Mynci - If Fingers Were Xylophones

However the fuck you pronounce the name of this band, it doesn't matter 'cos they don't fucking care.

I used to fucking collect EVERYTHING this band released when they were on Ankst; Together with Super Furry Animals.
The finest Wales ever fucking gave me then !

I somehow stopped doing that after they signed to a major & SFA signed to Creation.
I knew they would definitely wanted to fucking please more people so I backed off !

GZM certainly lived & played in that fucking SMURF world !!!
And I didn't even like that fuckin kiddy show !!!!!!!!

So, to ya motherfuckers out there, enjoy these 2 tracks by GZM when they were fucking GOOD !

Goddamn I have awful gas today. This stuff will get me kicked off a plane. I mean If I chose to light a match, I'd probably blown up the plane. It's not that it's awful smelling, its just that it's constant awful smelling gas. One bad fart after another after another.

Hey bad comrade, Sorry to hear about that thing on your leg. I gotta an unrelated question. Here goes. Where would I post something cool I learned about pomegranate juice and the fact that it looks like blood. At work, in the produce Dept, If you try to hit the trash can with a pomegranate and miss it looks like a massacre. really cool. You should try that. So yeah where would I post something like that?

Good luck with that leg thing.

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p.S.

My nephew Darren was learning to play drums and bass guitar. One night at a friend's house on ecstacy he tried to put a kitchen knife into a door. His hand went down the knife and cut open the tendons leading to his index finger, his middle finger and his thumb. He didn't go to hospital, they just bandaged it like fuck and got on with whatever other stupid shit that bored kids on ecstacy in a shitty flat get on with. When he did finally go to hospital with his not-working-anymore hand, they took tendons from one of his feet and put it in the hand. But it still didn't work. It still doesn't. His index finger, middle finger and thumb are in a permanently hooked position and will remain so for the rest of his life. So if you ever shake hands with my nephew Darren, please don't think he is trying to find out if you are a fellow freemason. He's not a freemason, he is just permanently hook-handed from doing stupid things on drugs one night. Thanks for the bass, Daz.

coceng wrote:Added :

Gorky's Zygotic Mynci - Girls Doing Each Other's Hair (in Welsh)
Gorky's Zygotic Mynci - If Fingers Were Xylophones

However the fuck you pronounce the name of this band, it doesn't matter 'cos they don't fucking care.

I used to fucking collect EVERYTHING this band released when they were on Ankst; Together with Super Furry Animals.
The finest Wales ever fucking gave me then !

I somehow stopped doing that after they signed to a major & SFA signed to Creation.
I knew they would definitely wanted to fucking please more people so I backed off !

GZM certainly lived & played in that fucking SMURF world !!!
And I didn't even like that fuckin kiddy show !!!!!!!!

So, to ya motherfuckers out there, enjoy these 2 tracks by GZM when they were fucking GOOD !

You know, that's your loss, because Gorky's simply have never put out a bad album. The Blue Trees is particularly popular on Endor.

Chapter Two wrote:My nephew Darren was learning to play drums and bass guitar. One night at a friend's house on ecstacy he tried to put a kitchen knife into a door. His hand went down the knife and cut open the tendons leading to his index finger, his middle finger and his thumb. He didn't go to hospital, they just bandaged it like fuck and got on with whatever other stupid shit that bored kids on ecstacy in a shitty flat get on with. When he did finally go to hospital with his not-working-anymore hand, they took tendons from one of his feet and put it in the hand. But it still didn't work. It still doesn't. His index finger, middle finger and thumb are in a permanently hooked position and will remain so for the rest of his life. So if you ever shake hands with my nephew Darren, please don't think he is trying to find out if you are a fellow freemason. He's not a freemason, he is just permanently hook-handed from doing stupid things on drugs one night. Thanks for the bass, Daz.

wow. that sucks.

poor little dumbass.

how old is?

that damned fly wrote:

Chapter Two wrote:My nephew Darren was learning to play drums and bass guitar. One night at a friend's house on ecstacy he tried to put a kitchen knife into a door. His hand went down the knife and cut open the tendons leading to his index finger, his middle finger and his thumb. He didn't go to hospital, they just bandaged it like fuck and got on with whatever other stupid shit that bored kids on ecstacy in a shitty flat get on with. When he did finally go to hospital with his not-working-anymore hand, they took tendons from one of his feet and put it in the hand. But it still didn't work. It still doesn't. His index finger, middle finger and thumb are in a permanently hooked position and will remain so for the rest of his life. So if you ever shake hands with my nephew Darren, please don't think he is trying to find out if you are a fellow freemason. He's not a freemason, he is just permanently hook-handed from doing stupid things on drugs one night. Thanks for the bass, Daz.

wow. that sucks.

poor little dumbass.

how old is?

Is twenty-four now, but he did that when he was about eighteen.

Chapter Two wrote:My nephew Darren was learning to play drums and bass guitar. One night at a friend's house on ecstacy he tried to put a kitchen knife into a door. His hand went down the knife and cut open the tendons leading to his index finger, his middle finger and his thumb. He didn't go to hospital, they just bandaged it like fuck and got on with whatever other stupid shit that bored kids on ecstacy in a shitty flat get on with. When he did finally go to hospital with his not-working-anymore hand, they took tendons from one of his feet and put it in the hand. But it still didn't work. It still doesn't. His index finger, middle finger and thumb are in a permanently hooked position and will remain so for the rest of his life. So if you ever shake hands with my nephew Darren, please don't think he is trying to find out if you are a fellow freemason. He's not a freemason, he is just permanently hook-handed from doing stupid things on drugs one night. Thanks for the bass, Daz.

My friend Big Irv did the exact same thing stabbing a homemade knife into a picnic table. Lucky for him, he wasn't on ecstacy and his mom made him go to the hospital. He was operated on by a very famous hand specialist, but his pinky is still kinda fucked up. Knives and revelry is generally a bad combo.

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote: Knives and revelry is generally a bad combo.

there should be a warning label.



that's a joke, by the way.

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XTC - Mayor Of Simpleton
XTC - Pink Thing

FUCKING X, Fucking T & Fucking C.
Right !
XTC.

Don't give a fuck what that means (could be something too familiar with you fucking slaaaackeerrrs ?! Maybe).

I fucking only know them from just ONE fucking album : Oranges & Lemons.
What a fucking glorious album it is.
Me, don't give a flying fuck to their other albums.
Me, unlike most of you dumbfucks...
Love ONE album, MUST like every FUCKING thing by them.
Their shit too ?!



Anyway, just fucking ENJOY these 2 tracks !

coceng wrote:Love ONE album, MUST like every FUCKING thing by them.
Their shit too ?!

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume English is your 3rd or 4th language.
Am I right?