Book:
Tabasco! (The True Story Of America's Fourteenth Most Popular Condiment)

New Yorker Magazine Short Fiction:
Caught Touching Himself

Newspaper Article:
Local Area Hobo Finds Fingerless Gloves, Tophat

-A

I was out of town and missed a few days. I hope I can join back into the fun. Here are my submissions for the day:

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Adventures of the Ragtag Western Avenue Shopping Cart Hobo Gang Part 1: The Quest For the Golden CTA Transfer Ticket

The Worst and Stupidest Way To Spend One's Money: A Guide to Customizing Your Shitbox

The Year End Roundup of Movies I Didn't See But Will Critique Anyway

Dammit, I just realized you stole my hobo thunder 12 hours before I posted. And also that I had to edit this post twice because I cannot tell time.

tbone wrote:Dammit, I just realized you stole my hobo thunder 12 hours before I posted. And also that I had to edit this post twice because I cannot tell time.

Time impared hobo story stealer....

-A

-Imam Introduces Fatwah-wah Pedal

-Togetherheid: On The Road To Peace In The Middle West

-Straw Man Bailed

Dearest tbone,
Your thunder isn't worth stealing.
Wave bye bye.

scott wrote:All-Terrain Pregnancy

Glen Benton Is Gay

How I Killed A Eurojudge and Got Off Scott-Free

Though I as Eurojudge usually scoff at jury's (or the *voice of the people* for that matter), I think I will call for one at this particular instance:

If there is anyone out there who thinks Scott's submissions are even remotely up to snuff, please speak up now, or he will be eliminated before midnight, Chicago time.

And don't even bother using one of your 12,000 other user accounts, Scott. I'm watching you.

alex maiolo wrote:Book:
Newspaper Article:
Local Area Hobo Finds Fingerless Gloves, Tophat

His dog up and died
His dog up and died

No White Left Behind: The Katrina Story

Everybody Fists: A Parent's Guide To Explaining Why Daddy's Hand Smells Like Vaseline

Savor God's Love: The Confessions of a Priest

the time when mom came over and picked me up from when i was at steves' house and she yelld at him for punching her

give me cheesy breads and dont punch mom

steve albini punched my mom