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Marsupialized wrote:You couldn't get an appointment to eat Lucas's shit you little punk!


Lucas licks MY ass, dirt-pork. George offered me 1.5 for the druggie-cat screenplay, except instead of a cat it's a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig, and it's going to be set in space instead of San Berdino. He mumbled something about Muppets as I shut the door on him...crazy fucker...his checks always clear tho'.

I'll give you some time to reconsider that slut Cruz before I take my 'burnt-out gumshoe works out who's running interference on the quadriplegic hooker's right to die' script elsewhere. Did I mention they fall in love at the beach in the final :20? I'll save the twist until the motherfuckin' check is on my desk -- but here's a hint: Montague y Capulet. Dig on that!
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