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Species: Human

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you know what they say, Marsupialized. the cream rises to the top.
ok, that belonged in the bad taste humor thread.

in Zoolander, Ben Stiller is telling someone about some group of downtrodden people. I don't remember if it was sick kids, or poor people, something like that. but he says to the person, "Just thinking about helping them gave me the best feeling in the world." something to that
effect.

I'm not trying to be a smartass, Marsupialized. But are you doing anything to help the less fortunate? I don't think we can hang all the blame on the rich. Right now there are sick kids in hospitals that can't afford to get well, and somewhere a semi-poor 30 something white male drank a 12 pack of shitty beer and ate some potted meat. It doesn't create the imagery of the rich bastards walking across dead baby skulls, but the not-as-poor can still help the poor. I'm not saying you don't, you may run a shelter out of your apartment for all I know. And I'm as bitter as the next guy. It just kinda sucks to see you carry around that much contempt for mankind. Let some of it go, go beat up some sick kids or something. Or (sniff) sit down and feed one, or read to one, or take one ice skating, buy him a Playboy, etc...
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Species: Human

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Marsupialized wrote:Right now there are some humans who are starving to death, shitloads of them in fact....and there are other humans who got a multi million dollar Christmas bonus this year.
This is just accepted by humans as being ok.

Right now there are little kids in a hospital somewhere who can't afford to get better and there are other humans who are buying insanely expensive fur coats and diamond rings and whatever else for their fat wives and girlfriends.
That's a human for ya.

Humans are ugly mean spirited greedy selfish shit when it comes down to it.
Give a human even a little bit of power over other humans and see what happens...9 times out of 10 they will abuse the shit out of them all they can.
The amount of humans going out of their way to try and help other humans pales in comparison to the humans just throwing money down the toilet because they can, even though that money would save other humans lives they'd rather waste it on bullshit for themselves than give it to them.

Ultra rich CEO's stealing even MORE money and in the process ruining thousands of people's lives. These motherfuckers already had more money than they could ever spend yet they are compelled to steal more.
When they are caught they are given less jail times than your average street level weed dealer would get.
Humans.

All you rich kids who grew up in a nice big house (nerbly bore, yut....I'm looking at you) ask yourself, why don't my parents give more money to the poor? There are little kids in burn wards all over the country who they could have helped.....why didn't they? They could have made life better for countless people, all it would have taken was your family living in a little smaller house and having a little less nice car....It's a real simple question, ask them over Christmas dinner.
Because they are human.

I would hope we are all ashamed of ourselves and our fellow humans.


Agreed. Only a human being would invent global capitalism.

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