1000.
I'm fairly certain that approx 900 of those are one-liners.
Salut! for the zingers, they are to bring the laughs to the face.
Faiz
Dylannium.
2did everybody get their "I :Heart: Dylan" t-shirts?
here's what i wanna know. how does a kid break 1,000 posts, and his second bar is only half-way full? are these bars on an exponential scale or something? so the first one represents 500 posts, the second is another 1,000 (for a total of 1,500), the third 2,000 more (total 3,500) and so on? what is this, some kinda weird "math" thing?
Salut, the Dylan! you are truly the Magla Master. cheers!
here's what i wanna know. how does a kid break 1,000 posts, and his second bar is only half-way full? are these bars on an exponential scale or something? so the first one represents 500 posts, the second is another 1,000 (for a total of 1,500), the third 2,000 more (total 3,500) and so on? what is this, some kinda weird "math" thing?
Salut, the Dylan! you are truly the Magla Master. cheers!
LVP wrote:If, say, 10% of lions tried to kill gazelles, compared with 10% of savannah animals in general, I think that gazelle would be a lousy racist jerk.
Dylannium.
3You guys are too much.
However, if you want to be more than too much, each of you could pay me $100 so we could move back to Chicago. Then, my zingers could slay your faces off in person! Isn't that worth it? C'mon! We'll heckle bands together! We'll stand on Clark and Belmont and make fun of the priveleged punks/fake homeless kids! We'll go shopping for Indiand soundtracks on Devon! Shit, we'll go see some Hindi films and throw money at the screen! I'll tell old bands that I'd like to re-join and send one of you to rehearsal instead! We'll hand out random pages from old Cracked magazines to rush-hour commuters!
Hmm?
However, if you want to be more than too much, each of you could pay me $100 so we could move back to Chicago. Then, my zingers could slay your faces off in person! Isn't that worth it? C'mon! We'll heckle bands together! We'll stand on Clark and Belmont and make fun of the priveleged punks/fake homeless kids! We'll go shopping for Indiand soundtracks on Devon! Shit, we'll go see some Hindi films and throw money at the screen! I'll tell old bands that I'd like to re-join and send one of you to rehearsal instead! We'll hand out random pages from old Cracked magazines to rush-hour commuters!
Hmm?
Dylannium.
4Kerble wrote:
...And it was about Kraft Macaroni and cheese. That almost makes the Mac and Cheese post more important or something.
1000.
...And it was about Kraft Macaroni and cheese. That almost makes the Mac and Cheese post more important or something.
Dylannium.
5[jamaican voice]
Dye-lon. come back to Chicago. i bet you remember back, way back when channel 50 usedta be channel 60, WPWR Aurora. don'tcha? you comin home then? come back to Chicago.
[/jamaican voice]
Dye-lon. come back to Chicago. i bet you remember back, way back when channel 50 usedta be channel 60, WPWR Aurora. don'tcha? you comin home then? come back to Chicago.
[/jamaican voice]
LVP wrote:If, say, 10% of lions tried to kill gazelles, compared with 10% of savannah animals in general, I think that gazelle would be a lousy racist jerk.