Overheard in Guitar Center

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polymath wrote:i'm new to the forum world. someone want to give a quick explanation of kerble?


It's just a quick way of saying, "This has been done before on the forum, use the search function next time". It is usually just specified with the word "kerbled" linked to the original topic.

So named after forum moderator and professional forum-memorizer Kerble.

Overheard in Guitar Center

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Guitar Center is like Taco Bell. You know what it is. Indigestion. Explosive diarrhea. Burning, chaffed rectum. Always. Every time.
But there you are, waiting in line again.

On my last visit to GC, I simply couldn't handle the sensory overload so retreated to the acoustic room looking for a low end Martin that sounded good once before. Wanker salesman enters and lingers in the corner a little before moving in. "I remember when I first started playing. My parents bought me an old beat up guitar at a garage sale. I loved that guitar, still do. Nothing like that beauty though. You know, I find a Guitar is like a fine wine, it only gets better with age. " etc. the rest of which I've successfully repressed and not dreamt about since.

Overheard in Guitar Center

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I went to the Durham GC to buy three mic stands yesterday. As I was checking out, "Under the Bridge" was playing over the PA. Some guy was trying out a bass and slapping along to this song. I'm no Adam CR, so I can't do justice in a message board post to what this sounded like, but just imagine someone trying to play inept slap bass along with the intro of this song.

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