Morrissey is pretty patriotic. If he wants to make 'England great again' then this may be the best first step.

Barry Shostakovitch wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:this joke of a contest.

Define "joke".

A competition where people compete to see who can write the cheesiest, most wince-inducing three to six minutes of musical bumspittle.

This is awesome

Josef K wrote:Morrissey is pretty patriotic.

Really? Are you sure?

Ever since he made his pile he's only been in Britain for five minutes.

tommydski wrote:

Josef K wrote:Morrissey is pretty patriotic.

Really? Are you sure?

Ever since he made his pile he's only been in Britain for five minutes.

Being an ex-pat and being patriotic are by no means mutually exclusive, quite the contrary in fact!

Rimbaud III wrote:

Barry Shostakovitch wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:this joke of a contest.

Define "joke".

A competition where people compete to see who can write the cheesiest, most wince-inducing three to six minutes of musical bumspittle.

And what's wrong with that! (once a year...)

Barry Shostakovitch wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:

Barry Shostakovitch wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:this joke of a contest.

Define "joke".

A competition where people compete to see who can write the cheesiest, most wince-inducing three to six minutes of musical bumspittle.

And what's wrong with that! (once a year...)

Don't get me wrong, I'm wildly amused by all the techno-folk and grindcore yodeling, but there just isn't enough of that shit going on to keep me entertained for - how many hours is it?
Unless Moz decides to turn the event on its head and perform a version of 'Panic' in Punjabi I don't see how he's going to make the event any better.

I still haven't forgiven him for okaying Tatu's cover of "How Soon Is Now"

I would pay to see a Euro-cheese version of "Girlfriend in a Coma" at the next contest.

Rimbaud III wrote:Unless Moz decides to turn the event on its head and perform a version of 'Panic' in Punjabi I don't see how he's going to make the event any better.

I think an urgent growling rendition of "My Lovely Horse", complete with some sub-Linkin Park cheese-rapping by Dale Winton and Vic Reeves on angle-grinder, would do the trick.