I'm not pouting. It's 38 Degrees here.

I'm smiling!

BadComrade wrote:

katie, a princess wrote:i haven't had cooking gas in three weeks

So you're the one responsible for that terrible smell over Manhattan...

it was my revenge on jersey

The turgid miasma of existence.

-A

Because my boss interrupted a nice Maniac Mansion 8 bit NES song listening session. Once those tunes are in your head, they require a dosage of multiple listenenings.

Because I had to answer yet another call from some retard wanting to rent microphones.

"What kind of microphones?"....

"Concert microphones" He says.

interloper wrote:Because I had to answer yet another call from some retard wanting to rent microphones.

"What kind of microphones?"....

"Concert microphones" He says.

Awesome. I get these calls frequently.

Here's another one:

"So you have the projection screen. What kind of projector are you using?"

"Projector? You don't just plug into the screen?"

rayj wrote:Awesome. I get these calls frequently.

Here's another one:

"So you have the projection screen. What kind of projector are you using?"

"Projector? You don't just plug into the screen?"

Haha. "Sure, we have 8x8 foot lcd screens! Yeah, bro, they really rock, you just plug right into them with a display cable. Only at guitar center, man! It's our exclusive!"

rayj wrote:

interloper wrote:Because I had to answer yet another call from some retard wanting to rent microphones.

"What kind of microphones?"....

"Concert microphones" He says.

Awesome. I get these calls frequently.

Here's another one:

"So you have the projection screen. What kind of projector are you using?"

"Projector? You don't just plug into the screen?"

Oh dear god yes. My all time favorite though is I rented a wireless to some douche and made sure I asked him if he needed anything else with it and that he had something to...you know...amplify the thing, like a PA. He said he was good to go. He came back the following Monday and nearly threw a fit on me because the wireless system did not make any sound whatsoever.

interloper wrote:

rayj wrote:

interloper wrote:Because I had to answer yet another call from some retard wanting to rent microphones.

"What kind of microphones?"....

"Concert microphones" He says.

Awesome. I get these calls frequently.

Here's another one:

"So you have the projection screen. What kind of projector are you using?"

"Projector? You don't just plug into the screen?"

Oh dear god yes. My all time favorite though is I rented a wireless to some douche and made sure I asked him if he needed anything else with it and that he had something to...you know...amplify the thing, like a PA. He said he was good to go. He came back the following Monday and nearly threw a fit on me because the wireless system did not make any sound whatsoever.

Ha! Hell, if you ever want to visit Seattle, you can just work my job while you're here. You are obviously qualified. Especially if you can take a situation you don't know a whole lot about, endlessly complicate it with technical jargon you may actually understand, and mine the situation for hours...

Hey. Did I just say that? In 'out-loud' voice?