"Get your dick out of your heart"

This thread throws my gaydar into the red.

I'm not going to ream you, because quite honestly, I was probably the same way six or seven years ago.

Cervix, do you also post on Hipinion?

No.

Im hungover and feel like shit.

Later.

Yeah I'm hungover too.

I think I ate cigarettes last night.

if it makes you feel anybetter, i 'm smoking in bed.

Sober version now available.

Im never drinking again.

Cheers.

This thread...so fucking annoying. I just wouldn't expect it on the Electrical board. I post here with the expectation that I won't get figuratively stabbed through the face (into my brain) with egomaniacal, woman-baiting stuff like this when I click a post...auggh...

(SHATNER): Words...can't...express...the idiocy......are...you......17?...obtained...fake...ID?...

I'm at my parents' house in the burbs right now. I think I should find my high school journals and post a bunch of the poetry contained within. Sit you down...force you to read it all...a la the old "make your kids smoke a carton of cigarettes when you catch them smoking one cigarette" strategy. You even posted a picture of the notebook! This is not your LiveJournal.

Aren't you a grown man? Like at least 30 or something? This is the sort of thing you would get the girl in question to listen to...and lemme tell ya...such stuff will only make her shudder, her stomach will drop...this is NOT what women want (unless they're fucking WEIRD). Case in point...when I was 19, I sent my first-ever recording to a girl I was absolutely nuts about. She loved it, and we both subsequently traveled really far in order to meet up with each other. In a series of events that would cause even Richard Dawkins to take pause, instead of having to duck around my hometown like I had planned, my house turned out to be completely empty and immaculate (even the dog was gone...my family had gone to IU-Bloomington only to discover my brother had been awarded a full scholarship for track and field [what a world...athleticism will always be a virtue]) and both of my best friends just happened to be in town. I had champagne, Art Pepper Meets the Rhythm Section, and the woman I loved. She told me some strange stuff about the song I had sent when we became intoxicated...but I'll always remember that night as one of the finest of my youth...the one night I was a frat boy...or a rock star...or something.

Fast forward to now: She claims to be completely devoted to Christianity...gave up drinking entirely...her parents fear she'll become a missionary...lives in Munich...prays for me (ha!).

MORALS OF STORY: 1) If you're thinking about showing this woman "Some Girl," just know that any girl worth wooing will not appreciate a song written by a quasi-familiar/familiar admirer.

2) The board is no place for "trite and meaningless" posts such as this Some Girl post. Even my trite and meaningless (not to mention aforementioned) story has no place here (but as in a court of law...you provided the opening...but last time I checked, two wrongs don't make a right).

3) If you truly enjoy getting flamed like this, may I suggest a new hobby? Model trains. If you like attention like this, you might be addicted to drama. Check with your local physician. Such behavior makes you transparent, and it's not pretty. I can see through you, most of the board can see through you, and your real-life acquaintances can almost certainly see through you.



I dare you to NOT respond to this tirade and to NOT make any more posts on this thread, Cervix. Methinks it'd be good for you to ignore some bullshit for once instead of propagating it. Remember, this is only the internet...once you take it seriously...once you take me seriously, you lose. But goddammit, stop posting such moronic shit all the time. Fucking Christ.

Minotaur029 wrote:
Aren't you a grown man? Like at least 30 or something? This is the sort of thing you would get the girl in question to listen to...and lemme tell ya...such stuff will only make her shudder, her stomach will drop...this is NOT what women want (unless they're fucking WEIRD). Case in point...when I was 19, I sent my first-ever recording to a girl I was absolutely nuts about. She loved it, and we both subsequently traveled really far in order to meet up with each other. In a series of events that would cause even Richard Dawkins to take pause, instead of having to duck around my hometown like I had planned, my house turned out to be completely empty and immaculate (even the dog was gone...my family had gone to IU-Bloomington only to discover my brother had been awarded a full scholarship for track and field [what a world...athleticism will always be a virtue]) and both of my best friends just happened to be in town. I had champagne, Art Pepper Meets the Rhythm Section, and the woman I loved. She told me some strange stuff about the song I had sent when we became intoxicated...but I'll always remember that night as one of the finest of my youth...the one night I was a frat boy...or a rock star...or something.

Fast forward to now: She claims to be completely devoted to Christianity...gave up drinking entirely...her parents fear she'll become a missionary...lives in Munich...prays for me (ha!).

i'm trying to imagine the song matthew recieved from a girl who was in love with him when they were both 13-ish.

Minotaur029 wrote:2) The board is no place for "trite and meaningless" posts such as this Some Girl post.

I'd like to think this was true but it's not is it?
He's a musician posting about music on a General Discussion board primarily visited by Musicians. I fantasise about being able to clear some of the shit from this forum (it really is like wading for diamonds in huge piles of dogshit these days) but since it isn't my place to criticise what people choose to post on this forum, I don't think we can highlight this chap for the 'reaming' he might deserve.

As far as I can tell the idea behind this forum seems to be "Post whatever the hell you like". With that in mind, this thread was massively ill-advised but not actually against the rules so to speak. Sadly.