Yo,

IfIHadAHiFi currently has an opening for a guitarist/synth player.

US:

A high-energy noise-rock combo from Milwaukee, WI with two full-lengths, a split with the Modern Machines, and numerous comps and whatnots. We've existed for the last 7 years, and plan to keep existing for the forseeable future. We currently are putting the finishing touches on the songs that will be our next full-length, and are still planning to tour out to the West Coast in May or June, provided you join us soon enough.

YOU:

-You play guitar and synth with roughly equal ability. Other instruments a plus, because the rest of us are too lazy to learn new ones.

-You are willing and able to tour at least three weeks out of the year, hopefully more.

-You are a mature, well-adjusted adult male or female who won't get all weird and drama-y if the band just happens to get into a fistfight onstage, a huge screaming match in practice, or some other such display of volatility. This is a natural part of our band dynamic and that's not going anywhere. In short: no passive-aggressive pansies.

If yer interested, we're going to start trying people out ASAP. We're in the process of shopping demos to labels for our next full-length, and we have no intention of letting this halt our momentum. Please message us here or on MySpace, or send an email to hifi@ifihadahifi.net. Oh, and just so you know, "Dad," "Bob" or "Eye" are not acceptable palindrome-based aliases. Use some creativity if you suggest a name. Thanks!

is the alias, "sit on a potato pan otis" taken?

slowriot wrote:is the alias, "sit on a potato pan otis" taken?

No, but shit, that's a surefire winner.

i passed the word along to the only wisonsinite i know.

good luck.

DrAwkward wrote:
YOU:


-You are a mature, well-adjusted adult

Damm,what rotten luck!

242sumner wrote:

DrAwkward wrote:
YOU:


-You are a mature, well-adjusted adult

Damm,what rotten luck!

cough... weve had problems in the past... incase anyone is wondering, none of the hi-Fi members who post here are leaving the band...

also you do NOT need to own a synth, we have an synth you can use... also we have a practice space and a van...

Can you teach me how to play synth? And pay me a wikked stipend?

If I lived in Milwaukee, I think I'd probably be all over this.

After USS Horsewhip played with the HiFi, we said in the van the next morning. "Wow! I can really relate to these guys! They hate each other more than we do!"

Never a dull moment with those guys.

scott wrote:Can you teach me how to play synth? And pay me a wikked stipend?

if by wikked stipend... you mean give you no money and scream at you alot... YES... if by teach you synth maybe (as we kind of taught the last guy sythn) but you are not aloud to live in my closet rent free for like 6-9 months, sorry I am poor now...