If "W" will win I'll probably try to kill his fucking "friend" Berlusconi (it's better than crying, anyway).
Then we could talk about what to do with the texas ranger.

You know, first of all I gotta do my homework...

i will snort the longest line of cocaine possible. marry a schoolteacher. give birth to alcohol girls. befriend power hungry nazi douche-bags. invade Logan Square because I think it has weapons of mass destruction. buy a toby keith album.

-c

secret name wrote:i will snort the longest line of cocaine possible. marry a schoolteacher. give birth to alcohol girls. befriend power hungry nazi douche-bags. invade Logan Square because I think it has weapons of mass destruction. buy a toby keith album.

-c

Nice.

I believe the WMDs in Logan Square are inside the Discount Mega Mall, underneath Duct Tape Mountain.

clocker bob wrote: Nice.

I believe the WMDs in Logan Square are inside the Discount Mega Mall, underneath Duct Tape Mountain.

I must witness this, since I'm only a ten mintue bike ride away.

Salut!

BTW: If the mountain is made of duct tape, will it protect us from the WMD's underneath, as the DOHS promises?

geiginni wrote:

clocker bob wrote: Nice.

I believe the WMDs in Logan Square are inside the Discount Mega Mall, underneath Duct Tape Mountain.

I must witness this, since I'm only a ten mintue bike ride away.

Salut!

BTW: If the mountain is made of duct tape, will it protect us from the WMD's underneath, as the DOHS promises?

I used to see Hans Blixt lunching regularly at El Cid when the U.N. Weapons Inspection team was in Logan Square in winter 2002. Duct Tape Mountain will reduce casualties if the Logan Square Republican Guard detonates the WMDs underneath, but I think you can forget Sunday brunch at Cafe Lula until the radiation dissipates.

Judging from my meetings with Rumsfeld and Cheney the first order of Business is securing every Shell station in Logan Square, after that the humanitarian effort (in conjunction with McDonalds (via Chipolte), Reckless, and Ann Sathers) can begin.

-c

If W wins, I may actually register to vote.

I will get a nice hand gun and start picking off anybody wearing a red tie...

...Or move to Canada.