ChristopherM wrote:

Peripatetic wrote:

DrAwkward wrote:

Peripatetic wrote:I have some Kiss Kondoms, too.

Is it more likely that they work extra well, or not at all?

All I know is that when I wear them the ladies all call me Dr. Love.

That's because they've got a reservoir tip that looks strangely like Simmons' tongue.

"With KISS brand Kondoms, you don't have to worry about pulling the trigger A LITTLE BIT EARLY on your--"

"Love gun!"

"I can't hear you!"

"LOVE GUN!"

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

"LOVE GUN!"

"LOVE GUN!"

Gene Simmons and The Nuge should have a death match, to see which of them can spew out the most muddleheaded nonsense in two minutes. If i didn't know any better I'd think they were seperated at birth.

I am very certain that all the bands you KISS-haters love and champion are completely comprised of wonderful, insightful and intelligent people who are models of integrity and virtue.

zom-zom wrote:I am very certain that all the bands you KISS-haters love and champion are completely comprised of wonderful, insightful and intelligent people who are models of integrity and virtue.

no, not all of them.

doesn't change the fact that kiss are awful.

maybe it's a generation gap.

Not crap for Do You Love Me. Hilarious!

'You like the CONCERTS and studios'

zom-zom wrote:I am very certain that all the bands you KISS-haters love and champion are completely comprised of wonderful, insightful and intelligent people who are models of integrity and virtue.

well, i'll tell you what, i honestly can't think of anyone whose music i like who comes off as nearly as much of a knob as gene simmons.

and you know what? gene simmons doesn't even have drugs as an excuse. same with the nuge! when these fools go on shows liek politically incorrect and spout off all their contentious right wing propaganda, THEY ARE SOBER, in complete control of their faculties!

Eierdiebe wrote:

zom-zom wrote:I am very certain that all the bands you KISS-haters love and champion are completely comprised of wonderful, insightful and intelligent people who are models of integrity and virtue.

well, i'll tell you what, i honestly can't think of anyone whose music i like who comes off as nearly as much of a knob as gene simmons.

That's because nobody has ever cared to talk to any of the dull non-rocking clods who comprise your menu of ersatz rock and roll.

Oh my god. I've been listening to a "knob" sing about really stupid stuff and enjoying it. That Johnny Ramone, he sure said some stupid shit.
And that homo-hatin' dude from the Bad Brains. I can't believe I've wasted so many years of my life listening to these low-lifes. My eyes are opening.

zom-zom wrote:

Eierdiebe wrote:...i honestly can't think of anyone whose music i like who comes off as nearly as much of a knob as gene simmons.

That's because nobody has ever cared to talk to any of the dull non-rocking clods who comprise your menu of ersatz rock and roll.

you're right! what have i been doing all these years listening to King Missle and Semisonic? i can only kneel before you and your tired, cliche-ridden litany of rock legends!

salut, Moz-moz!

zom-zom wrote:Oh my god. I've been listening to a "knob" sing about really stupid stuff and enjoying it. That Johnny Ramone, he sure said some stupid shit.
And that homo-hatin' dude from the Bad Brains. I can't believe I've wasted so many years of my life listening to these low-lifes. My eyes are opening.

Johnny Ramone was definitely a bit of a fool but i think Joey was genuine and insightful -- and as the Ramones singer, i'd say he cancels out Johnny.

as for that "homo-hatin dude from Bad Brains" i still find Gene Simmons much more grating.

This is the funniest thread I have ever read on this board. I have to vote NOT CRAP.

tommydski wrote:

I will see your Kiss-opoly and raise you this, from my personal archive (but the image is not mine):



It belonged to my late cousin Scott. When he died, his sister asked me if I wanted anything of his like clothes, etc. This is what I asked for.