Dudley wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:Unless Moz decides to turn the event on its head and perform a version of 'Panic' in Punjabi I don't see how he's going to make the event any better.

I think an urgent growling rendition of "My Lovely Horse", complete with some sub-Linkin Park cheese-rapping by Dale Winton and Vic Reeves on angle-grinder, would do the trick.

This just became the Eurovision Wrong Contest.

Barry Shostakovitch wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:this joke of a contest.

Define "joke".

morrissey on eurovision.

I know this was a stupid shitty thing to do, but like 10 years ago I used to HATE Morrisey for no good reason, and when he came into a restaurant I worked at, I hocked lung butter into his sandwich. No shit. He ordered a (Mozz)arella cheese and butter sandwich on white bread. I gave him extra throat sauce. I bad. True story

I quit on Morrissey before he started touring. Then I found out he has a pretty good rockabilly band. Too bad it's Morrissey and rockabilly. Otherwise I'd like totally see it one day.

don't count on it.

Boombats wrote:I know this was a stupid shitty thing to do, but like 10 years ago I used to HATE Morrisey for no good reason, and when he came into a restaurant I worked at, I hocked lung butter into his sandwich. No shit. He ordered a (Mozz)arella cheese and butter sandwich on white bread. I gave him extra throat sauce. I bad. True story

i hate him now for no good reason. good work.

is that kirk hammet in your avatar?

Josef K wrote:Morrissey is pretty patriotic. If he wants to make 'England great again' then this may be the best first step.

More like, "He's gay and likes camp awfulness".

Nothing against gay people... they just in general have appalling taste in music and clothes... expect my Italian gay friends, they're hate disco music and dress like a million bucks.