hench wrote:vinnie vincent & dana strum

Good God. I never looked or behaved that corny.

Corn Factor=10.

britny fox- girl school

danger danger- naughty naughty

van hagar- poundcake

this dude has like 190 hair metal videos posted...

OK. Hench is far and away the best at this little game. Too good!

I've had far more ladies from rock bars than I EVER had in coffee shops.

They hear "cherry pie" by Warrant and they get buck wild!

Eye LUV Hench!

Seriously. Just been listening to your music too! Nice!

MORRRRRE! Give me more!!

king kobra- breakin' out (shitty vid quality but watch it for the vince neil psa)

hanoi rocks- up around the bend

odin- shining love

cinderella- nobody's fool

warrant- down boys (live at gazzari's, 1987)

trouble tribe- here comes trouble

I forgot to mention, I wore a dangling earring at the time. The pattern vaguely resembled a swastika embedded in a circle. A lady at work complained to personnel that she thought I was a Nazi.

Nothing could have been further from the truth. I can't stand Nazis. They typically smell of human grease, shitty beer, dried vomit, and sauerbraten. I guess I'm a racist that way.

blinduncledallas wrote:A couple of years ago I "met" this girl who "followed" all the hair metal bands around England. She had some stories I can tell you. She was some dirty girl. Very very sexy. The Vince Neil story was the best.

cough up the vince neil story...

dangerous toys- teasin' pleasin'

I unironically and unapologetically love their other single.

junkyard- hollywood

Fact: Brian Baker was in this band. Yes, that Brian Baker.

This would be even better if it was truly entitled: "Boyz Gonna are Rock."

Enuff Z'nuff, "New Thing"

Revisiting this, it's actually a decent power-pop song. But the band makes Poison look like the Murder Junkies.

Babylon A.D., "Bang Go the Bells"

Man, I fucking hated these guys. I remember wasting many Saturday night hours sitting through Headbangers' Ball watching and hating dozens of videos from bands like this just so I might catch one good thrash video.