The worst I've seen is Nito's Freight Train. Remember those Jim Gillete ads in metal magazines--the ones that promised to teach you how to break a glass with your voice? Yeah, that was this dude's band.

lemur68 wrote:
I unironically and unapologetically love their other single.

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Holy fuckery! The bass sound on that!

Jebus M Christ!

Damn you, hench! The very first thing I thought of when I saw this thread was "Girl School". Good god, Britney Fox were slime. And Odin! Holy shit, you are good at this.

And you too, lemur! Enuff Z'nuff was my second choice. Is there a more annoying song out of the glam metal era than that one? Nails on a chalkboard.


Has anyone posted Trixter yet? Hair metal goes grunge! Only Jersey would combine sleeveless shadetree mechanic wardrobe with the effete stylings of hair rock.

And I'm not even sure if Jackyl belong in this group of bands, but something tells me this thread wouldn't be complete without the The Lumberjack.

Wood Goblin wrote:The worst I've seen is Nito's Freight Train. Remember those Jim Gillete ads in metal magazines--the ones that promised to teach you how to break a glass with your voice? Yeah, that was this dude's band.

See, fuckin', the song's called Frieght Train, and the four-part harmony with himself about 6 octaves above middle C sounds like a train whistle!

You asked for it. Shitty quality, but you'll get the idea.

BTW, anything I post to this thread I don't think is bad, rather the opposite.

Adam CR wrote:

lemur68 wrote:
I unironically and unapologetically love their other single.

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Holy fuckery! The bass sound on that!

Jebus M Christ!

Interesting, but that singer shrieking at the end was annoying. That descending minor riff sounds like something I used in a song once. I wonder if I'll find that stuff again.

Anyone remember Lillian Axe?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lExYy5D7kY

Horrible band, but they had some cocaine to share, and were some pretty nice guys.

rocker654 wrote:Anyone remember Lillian Axe?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lExYy5D7kY

Horrible band, but they had some cocaine to share, and were some pretty nice guys.

Didn't they cover a Badfinger song at one time?

Kyle Motor wrote:

rocker654 wrote:Anyone remember Lillian Axe?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lExYy5D7kY

Horrible band, but they had some cocaine to share, and were some pretty nice guys.

Didn't they cover a Badfinger song at one time?

Yes, they did a version of "No matter what". In fact that was why I was there--because our manager at the time was Joey Molland of Badfinger, and apparently they were getting him some royalties, so he wanted to say thanks in person.

I think that well dried up pretty quickly. Joey was living in virtual squalor until a few years ago when the estates and he finally settled with Apple, and some royalties were released.

Wood Goblin wrote:The worst I've seen is Nito's Freight Train. Remember those Jim Gillete ads in metal magazines--the ones that promised to teach you how to break a glass with your voice? Yeah, that was this dude's band.

Also, look at guitarist Michael Angelo at the beginning--he can't even play a two-chord riff without showing off.

Kix--"Girl Money" and "Don't Close Your Eyes"

A sub-Great White outfit who actually predated the hair years (their first album came out in '81 or so), their first and worst career move was naming themselves after cereal. Jerk Tested, Douchebag Approved.

In the first video, butt-ugly vocalist Name Unknown minces around doing his worst Bon Scott, sublimating his homosexual urges into an ode to, presumably, strippers and hookers; the second is your standard-issue power ballad that sounds kind of like that one Julian Lennon song.