No idea from what episode....

Lisa on a school field trip to the toy factory... at the assembly line part....

Tour guide: here at *$%^#, there's a little magic in all of our toys.....

Assembly line worker A to Assembly line worker B: Hey Ed, the heads are jammed.

Assembly line worker B: AHH crap.

you might recognize me from such other educational films as "earwigs...ew!"

Terri: I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!
Other Kids: Wow she must be really hungry.

"Sir I'm honoured to inform you that you've won the Nobel Prize."

"The Nobel Prize!...Finally!...
So, uh it's for what...my whole deal?"

goosman wrote:

davesec wrote:I'M DICK TRACEY, TAKE THAT (pushes kid)
NOW I'M PRUNE FACE, LOOK AT ME!! (pushes kids)
NOW I'M PRUNE TRACEY, HA! (pushes kid)
NOW I'M

doctor interrupts

i missed the joke the first time i saw it.

I guess I'm slow....I still don't get the joke.

However, this thread is fun and several of my faves have already been mentioned.

i think the joke is that the next thing ned was going to say was NOW I'M DICKFACE!!!

from that awful episode where lisa invents nerd spray or whatever

eminent scientist: SHE'S A WITCH!!

sehr gute!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX9XVwxfd3I

"Lisa the greek"
In a restaurant:
Waiter: Hello, I'm Marco, I'll be your waiter.
Homer: Hello, I'm Homer, I'll be your customer

Ak: How can ace be one and eleven? Huh? What kind of God would allow that?