this is just for starters:

1. chihuahuas

2. CTA's "jack" cartoons

3. that song "calypso" by john denver

4. teletubby/barney/disney shit

5. deal-a-meal cards

6. the bush administration/presidentine himself (i beg your pardon, s.a.)

7. billy corgan's "poems"

8. the medians on Irving Park Road

9. all those dr. seuss characters brought to disturbing "real-life"

10. kevin costner action figure


okay, everybody, add to the list. there's only one rule:
no mentioning the shure sm-57...that one is WAY too easy.
think hard.

regards,
jet.

...and i'm sure andrew loves these, but i'll say it anyway:

11. chia pets (those chia clowns are just the absolute fucking worst).

-jet.

12. PT Cruisers

Hummer Stretch limos

mongoloids

pitchforkmedia

PT Cruiser stretch limos.

jet

reality shows, pretty much anything on tv other than the simpsons.

"Aerobics".