contemporary urban music

friendster

"spinner" rims

I have to second the stretch hummer. I live on a cul de sac, and last year on prom night one got stuck in our cul de sac, and had to make a 20 point turn to get out.

Also, cul de sacs.

jet wrote:this is just for starters:

1. chihuahuas

other than being a nervous and neurotic breed of dog I highly doubt that a chihuahua ranks among the most retarded shit ever

oh I've got one, how about this thread and the people who post on this board?

the last post

TVs in the headrests

Dept. of homeland security

The Patriot act

Lars

The NBA

Mtv

Mtv2

Those trampolines with surrounding safety nets

Every word spoken by George W.

Rims that keep spinning after your car stops

The "new" Soldier Field

The Steve Bartman incident

Text messaging

Anti-tobacco commercials (Sponsored by Phillip Morris)

Steve Harvey

Sweetest Day

Anyone who mourned the loss of John Ritter more than Johnny Cash


Too many to list.....

Does that include Mr. Ritters Wife and childeren? Yikes.

Does this list also include retarded childeren? Cause, -you know they are pretty retarded.

-Wilson

jupiter wrote:Sweetest Day

You know about Sweetest Day? Are you from Celveland? I was always told that Sweetest Day was a Celveland holiday... no one I've ever known that was not a Clevelander has heard of Sweetest Day.

Valentine's Day's right up there with it. Christmas sucks too, but that's my Russian-Jewish perspective.

No, actually I think Christmas is pretty fucking dumb regardless.

michaeltheangryrussian wrote:

jupiter wrote:Sweetest Day

You know about Sweetest Day? Are you from Celveland? I was always told that Sweetest Day was a Celveland holiday... no one I've ever known that was not a Clevelander has heard of Sweetest Day.

Put Cleveland on the list as well.

headset microphones

murph and fred in the morning on the score

that bulls game last night

my job

people using the phrase "dance party"

www.raptureready.com

my cat Walter sitting my sink 75% of the day waiting for water to come out rather than using the special, expensive Drinkwell Fountain that I bought for him

it is dark by the time i get out of work

andyk