Apparently.

I like Pee.

Alot.

I was sick a few weeks back, and actually did some GG Allin butt mud squirting in the shower. It was spiritual. I had the flu.

I tried to clean it up best I could, being as sick as I was. Next day I felt better, went to take a shower and almost threw up from the bits i missed. Was all up on the door and on the walls, like blood spatter. Vomiting in the shower may also be a good thing.

my wife really didn't like the poop in the shower. Are we on page 4 yet?????????

Pissing, shitting, puking, snotting and crying in the shower are all for wussies.

Reading a book in the shower - now THERE'S a pastime fit for a man.

Other things real men do in the shower:


smoke
lift weights
screen clients
fart
murder
(in that order)

i made the last three posts while in the shower shitting. I AM MAN.

LAD wrote:Other things real men do in the shower:


smoke
lift weights
screen clients
fart
murder
(in that order)

farting, thats how i shat myself the first time. its hard to judge the anal valve control while hot water is beating upon oneself.