Man Thinking of Becoming Buddhist Monk, Doesn't Think Orange is His Color
Area Couple Can't Agree on IKEA Entertainment Center
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72Area Manager Inadvertently Encourages Heroin Use in Request to "Tie Off" on Project
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73Willie Dixon Licks Pinched for 12,875th Time By Local Area Novice Bluesman
G8 Live Mic Debacle A Set Up....But Bush "Spaced It Was On Anyway" Says Blair
G8 Live Mic Debacle A Set Up....But Bush "Spaced It Was On Anyway" Says Blair
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74AREA MAN CLAIMS T-REX RECORD DID NOT ENHANCE LOVE-MAKING
"I couldn't help but disagree with the claim that I could be a jeepster for anybody's love, nor am I ever in the [physical] position to 'bang a gong' during intercourse", he explains.
"I couldn't help but disagree with the claim that I could be a jeepster for anybody's love, nor am I ever in the [physical] position to 'bang a gong' during intercourse", he explains.
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75Man Originally Masturbating to Phoebe Cates Now Masturbating to Judge Reinhold
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76CottonSocks wrote:Misunderstood Teen Finds Acceptance At Local Nursing Home
This would almost certainly be a successful pitch if you were on the Onion staff.
kerble wrote:Ernest Goes to Jail In Your Ass
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77I wish I could take credit for this one, but I can't:
Area Hipster's Record Collection Tests Positive For Anthrax CD
Area Hipster's Record Collection Tests Positive For Anthrax CD
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78Andrew L. wrote:Repressed 27 Year-Old Catholic Virgin Lashes Out Against "faggotry" on Internet Message Board
Canadian man attempts to be "intellectual" by posting long-winded apologetics for Marxism on Internet Message Board.
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79matthew wrote:Andrew L. wrote:Repressed 27 Year-Old Catholic Virgin Lashes Out Against "faggotry" on Internet Message Board
nothing.
Ty Webb wrote:I hope the little-known 8th dwarf, Chinky, is on that list.