Stop apologizing for walking on my mopped floors

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Intern_8033 wrote: We'll just clean it again, it's better than what I would be doing instead -- cleaning up band's poop.

Actually, cleaning up band's poop can be very rewarding. I have an extensive collection of a very famous "rock-legend's" terds at my place, which were all gathered last summer. If you get there early enough, shuffle the terds into a trash bag and tie it up as if it were "regular trash". Throw it out into the dumpster as you would "regular trash", but be sure to miss the dumspter, so as not to confuse your precious "famous terd" bag with the large volume of"regular trash" bags in the dumpster. Sneak out the back door while no one is looking, grab the bag and throw it in your trunk. Be sure to keep ample amounts of Febreeze and Car-Trees in your vehicle.

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