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Autographed Electric Guitar - $1200
Reply to: sale-212343923@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-09-26, 2:11AM CDT

I worked at the Grammy office here in Chicago about 5 years ago and aquired a Washburn electric guitar signed by Scott Weiland before Stone Temple Pilots broke up- he signed it and drew a picture of a woman and child and wrote "mother and child tour 2000" I'm asking $1200 for it but will take best offer...need to sell this week! I'm in Lincoln Square call 847-989-8566 leave a message with how late i can call back.


Hmmm.... a used Washburn... I think I would pay $12 total (1/100th of the asking price) if you could somehow erase that signature from it.

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I hope you don't think I'm weird - w4m - 25

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Reply to: pers-265902402@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-20, 9:17PM CST


I have a fantasy that is very specific and I hope to find someone who doesn't think it's weird and who will help satisfy this deep need I have. I am 100% serious and for real.

I have always wanted someone to make a floral arrangement in my ass. Call me your human vase. My beautiful, upturned ass can be a receptacle for freshly cut flowers. A daisy, perhaps. A chocolate stargazer lily. Please, no carnations.

I want to do this as soon as possible. Please email me!




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Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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Marsupialized wrote:I hope you don't think I'm weird - w4m - 25

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Reply to: pers-265902402@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-20, 9:17PM CST


I have a fantasy that is very specific and I hope to find someone who doesn't think it's weird and who will help satisfy this deep need I have. I am 100% serious and for real.

I have always wanted someone to make a floral arrangement in my ass. Call me your human vase. My beautiful, upturned ass can be a receptacle for freshly cut flowers. A daisy, perhaps. A chocolate stargazer lily. Please, no carnations.

I want to do this as soon as possible. Please email me!




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Posting ID: 265902402

So Marsupialized... did you end up going with the daisy or the chocolate stargazer lily?
(Or did you show up with a dozen carnations just 'cuz?)

:)

Wait... hold on just a minute...

"upturned ass"...

'Chocolate Stargazer'...

(MIND BL0WN3D)

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9 pc drum set gloss black shell pak (Niel Peart configureation) - $550

Reply to: see below
Date: 2007-02-16, 10:18PM MST


new remo pinstripe heads, deep toms, double heads on all but the 2 concert toms, shells start at 8 and 10 inch concert toms, then a 12 and 13 inch rack toms, 2- 16 inch floor toms a 22 inch bass drum and top rated vex doublebass pedal included. you get two chrome snares, a ludwig rocker deep snare and the tko stock snare, the drums are tko, cb700 and ludwig mix and have a great stage appearnce and deep mellow sound.thier are some scuffs and slight blemishs but nothing to cry over they draw a crowd wen set up and your jamming out on them, it draws attention when you roll all the way through these toms from high to low. phone calls only sorry no camera to photograph, priced to sell, call Rick at 720 934 9879 thank you and hope to see you creating thunder on these soon.


Location: denver
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