Can't come up with any original ones, but this was always a favorite of mine:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/35101
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82oxlongm wrote:Marsupialized Endorses Obama
I'm hoping he'll choose me as a running mate.
If we win, you rich kids better watch the fuck out.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom
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83one more:
Anna Nicole's Weight Loss To Continue
I sort of copied it from this one:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/35795/print/
Anna Nicole's Weight Loss To Continue
I sort of copied it from this one:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/35795/print/
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8424-Year-Old Aspiring Hollywood Actress Looking for Love Sick of Being Mistaken for Spambot on MySpace
*inspired by the activity on my MySpace account today.
*inspired by the activity on my MySpace account today.
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Marsupialized wrote:Thank you so much for the pounding, it came in handy.
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85Chicago Tribune headline today:
"Man loses hand to pit bulls"
In truth, it was the collie that had the nuts.
"Man loses hand to pit bulls"
In truth, it was the collie that had the nuts.
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86Clocker Bob Renounces Conspiracy Theories, Says We're All In Good Hands.
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87Area Redneck Finds the Humor in Will and Grace
Cured: Nine Inch Nails Officially Free of Talent
LAN Parties are Officially Nerdy; Discussion Put Off Until Sunday After Sleepover
Cured: Nine Inch Nails Officially Free of Talent
LAN Parties are Officially Nerdy; Discussion Put Off Until Sunday After Sleepover
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88James Blunt: Nah, she was ugly, I'm really into dudes
James Brown to be Weekend at Bernie'd for Dead At The Apollo
James Brown to be Weekend at Bernie'd for Dead At The Apollo
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89Luckiest Man In The World Dies of Lou Gehrig's Disease
Stephen Sowley
sowley@electrical.com
sowley@electrical.com
Capt. James T. Lunatic wrote:I Didn't Fight A Secret War In Nicaragua So You Could Walk These Streets Of Freedom Badmouthing Lady America, In Your Damn Mirrored Sunglasses
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90Achewood comics replace Onion articles as most shared form of social commentary.