greg wrote:It looks like Kerry Wood has finally honed his skills! He's getting a head start on the year.

Kerry Wood wrote:I [got out of the tub] and landed on my stomach and my chest and didn't feel too good. It's that time of year for me.

It's that time of year again, Cubs fans!

Hey guys, what did you get your Cubs fan friends for Kerry Wood Injury Day? I got mine a gallon of Old Crow.

vockins wrote:Hey guys, what did you get your Cubs fan friends for Kerry Wood Injury Day?

Bull semen.

vockins wrote:Hey guys, what did you get your Cubs fan friends for Kerry Wood Injury Day? I got mine a gallon of Old Crow.

Someone got me another round of frozen pipes.

alandeus wrote:I don't understand in this day and age why an organization like the Yankees would treat their openly gay players differently and make them report.

Arod quote about his relationship with Captain Intangible from today's Post:

"You sleep over somebody's house five days a week and now you aren't sleeping over."

Big Papi looking svelt and hawt!

getting his dawg on

Speaking of unis, how cool are these Spring jerseys w/ the slick blue

underarms. Now I wish they would ditch the hideous WHITE unis during the season...

Ben Sheets + injury free = CyJung.

Zartan wrote:Ben Sheets + injury free = CyJung.

Ben Sheets is to Kerry Wood as hot dogs are to hot dogs.

Interesting controversy out of the BoSox camp

Big Papi gave an interview, you can expect him to be doing less of that after these remarks were printed in boston.com

Because it's not just the lineup that got a boost over the winter. There was that aforementioned pitcher signed, too.

"I don't remember what Matsuzaka looked like till I saw him this winter," Ortiz said. "I always tell people that everybody looks the same to me in Japan. Which is cool, man. I wish we could be like that in the Dominican, so you can hide."

ROFL thats too rich, whats next is he doing to do bad driver and small dick jokes?

I hate the term "Papleboner" but I guess i'm gonna pop a few?

and Curt Schilling has "announced" he will file for FA after the season after Theo didn't give him an extension. File that under delusional, we all saw the diestrous Randy Johnson contract, I love ya Curt, despite being a born again egomaniac w/ little to no self awareness...you're 40something dude...

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greg wrote:

Zartan wrote:Ben Sheets + injury free = CyJung.

Ben Sheets is to Kerry Wood as hot dogs are to hot dogs.

Casing that snaps indeed.