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The FUCK OFF Thread.

61 by Steve V_Archive
99% of the crowd at the Blacklisted show in Chamblee tonight can fuck off.

The white girl in my Psychology class that called our professor a dumb nigger because of a low grade she got on her exam can fuck off.

People taking about the Oscars today can fuck off.

My dick for being so small can fuck off.

Sarah Silverman for not being my wife can fuck off.

People who bitch on discussion forums can fuck off.

Not owning an Electrical Custom can fuck off.

The FUCK OFF Thread.

62 by wellsyuk_Archive
Work (in general) can FUCK OFF
Competitive, obnoxious, snidey, ladder work climbing people can FUCK OFF too.
Anyone in sales/marketing - FUCK OFF
Razorlight can FUCK RIGHT OFF
Marzipam - FUCK OFF
Large companies like BT and all banks can FUCK OFF
Parking attendents - FUCK OFF
People who make boilers that create hassle or overcharge for fixing cars or dental work can FUCK OFF
Neighbours can FUCK OFF
People who ask what you do before asking anything else can FUCK OFF
People eating crisps and apples in public places - FUCK OFF
And sucking fingers after - FUCK OFF
grrr FUcK ya!!...

wow

The FUCK OFF Thread.

63 by honeyisfunny_Archive
Isabelle Gall wrote:Kaiser Chiefs: FUCK OFF!

Sunday supplement middlebrow lifestyle options: FUCK OFF!

Retards who spit in the street for no reason: FUCK OFF!

Cunts who insist on driving their kids to school in a car so that a journey to work which should take 20 minutes takes almost an hour: FUCK OFF!

Middle management spunk chuggers talking about 'positive changes' and 'personal development': FUCK OFF!

Mobile phone users: FUCK OFF!

Passive, yawning indifference: FUCK OFF!

Networking, it's not who you are it's who you know 'artists': FUCK OFF!

People who are 'heartbroken' after splitting up with somebody, but then start seeing someone else within a few weeks: FUCK OFF!

Physically attractive people who look at you like you're a disgusting piece of shit if you should so much as glance at them: FUCK OFF!

'Free Folk' scene: FUCK OFF!

Feelings of shame, disgust and inadequacy in relation to the opposite sex: FUCK OFF!

Brand new LP, with corners bumped due to shit packaging: FUCK OFF!

Everyone in the UK, with the exception of about five people, being a ridiculous class stereotype: FUCK OFF!

'Property Ladder': FUCK OFF!

'The Culture Show': FUCK OFF!

Vashti Bunyan song in a TV Advert: FUCK OFF!

Oscars: FUCK OFF!

Razorlight and The Zutons can both: FUCK OFF!

Russell Crowe: FUCK OFF!


Are you a girl? If so, can we get married? I'll get a proper job and everything.

(apart from Property Ladder: you don't tell Beaney to fuck off. She is a glorious ray of sunshine on my otherwise shit TV)
Rick Reuben wrote:We're all sensitive people
With so much love to give, understand me sugar
Since we got to be... Lets say, I love you

The FUCK OFF Thread.

64 by honeyisfunny_Archive
Having to go to London for 8am to be interviewed by the US consulate at a charge of $300 to make sure I am not a threat to the US can FUCK OFF

My next door neighbours promising career in Polish hiphop can FUCK RIGHT OFF

My bandmates having proper jobs meaning we never tour can EAT A SHIT and DOUBLE FUCK OFF

The band Lardpony and every other self-concious underachieving floor-staring bed-wetting-yet really opinionated band can FUCK OFF

The noise music culture that has led to lathe cut records you can't play that cost £20 can really really FUCK OFF

My girlfriend spending all her money on hot footwear and never wearing any of it ever in any circumstances ever ever ever and thinking I am a pervert because of my opinions on this (I am) can DOUBLE FUCK OFF TO HELL

yeah!
Rick Reuben wrote:We're all sensitive people
With so much love to give, understand me sugar
Since we got to be... Lets say, I love you
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