wellsyuk wrote:And sucking fingers after - FUCK OFF

Suck after fuck.

honeyisfunny wrote:My next door neighbours promising career in Polish hiphop

Throw in Jimmy Smits, and you've got a sexy sequel to "My Brilliant Career."

honeyisfunny wrote:Having to go to London for 8am to be interviewed by the US consulate at a charge of $300 to make sure I am not a threat to the US can FUCK OFF

My girlfriend spending all her money on hot footwear and never wearing any of it ever in any circumstances ever ever ever and thinking I am a pervert because of my opinions on this (I am) can DOUBLE FUCK OFF TO HELL

I know! Fuck that shit!

P.S. What is the deal with this total bullshit US consulate crap?!

NME readers and the bands within can GET TO FUCK.

Fashionable East-end London sausage-jockeys who wear stupid tight black jeans and think they are the be-all-and-end-all can FUCK OFF.

Middle-class people who are intolerant of working class and vice-versa can FUCK OFF.

Ok, and relax.

wellsyuk wrote:People eating crisps and apples in public places - FUCK OFF

I had better watch out.

James Quinton wrote:john howard: please fuck off

Yes, yes, yes fellow aussie. I think he might this time.

Wolfmother too: Fuck Right Off!

There's a guy in this room playing his keyboard demo songs on max volume to annoy me: he can fuck off

Hey empty bag of skittles: Fuck off!

Hey Overdue mail that I haven't got to yet: AHHH fine I'll get to you....

Hey City of Chicago: Eat a bag of dicks! then fuck off!

Hey "meter maids" : FUCK OFF

Hey new metal bands that leave right when their set is done: FUCK OFF!!!

Hey fraternal order of pigs: stop calling me you dick shits! FUCK OFF!!!!

I dreamed I was on a bus and the guy sat next to me got out this massive laptop thing and started playing the Jam- Going Underground out loud. I asked him to turn it off, I asked if he had earphones. He said he did. He was pouting. I said "put them on then"! It was Tommydski. We had massive row and some sort of weird walking race culminating in some sort of fall and he ended up on top of me and said "if you think I'm going to kiss you, you're wrong". It was so sexy, like a movie.

THIS MORNING in REAL LIFE, this guy pulled up to a junction with Going Underground BLARING out the window. He really was convinced he was the shit. What a mod cockjob.

Man, I don't know if this should go in the Cockjob, Little Details... or Dude threads. Sorry.

The girl at work who wants to fuck me but I can't: FUCK OFF

Suicidal Tendencies (The Band) last night : FUCK OFF

Having to get up for work in the morning : FUCK OFF

My Grandad dying and his funeral was today but I couldn't afford to go across the world for his funeral : FUCK OFF

garble wrote:

honeyisfunny wrote:Having to go to London for 8am to be interviewed by the US consulate at a charge of $300 to make sure I am not a threat to the US can FUCK OFF

My girlfriend spending all her money on hot footwear and never wearing any of it ever in any circumstances ever ever ever and thinking I am a pervert because of my opinions on this (I am) can DOUBLE FUCK OFF TO HELL

I know! Fuck that shit!

P.S. What is the deal with this total bullshit US consulate crap?!

I know!

US person arrives at UK embassy to get working visa:
"Hello, that will be 27 cents and a packet of cigarettes please"

UK person arrives at US embassy to get working visa:
"LIE DOWN PUNK! TAKE YOUR MOBILE PHONE OUT! NO COMPUTERS OR CAMERAS! DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME! That'll be $1000 please"

American Immigration: FUCK OFF