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>>you know that she's available now? go for it, BRAH!

i knew it would never last with heath whatsisname

it was so obvious that he was unable to appreciate her for what she is

altho what she is, i am not sure. for, andy, i don't know her. she is an actress who probably lives in hollywood. and my wife would not be into it, i'm pretty sure

>>I would extend GM car righteousness to the period of '64 to '72.

si

i'm not so much on the box compared to the sleek and the swoop thereafter, but i'm with you in spirit

i cut off at '68 b/c that's the super-highest of the high period chevies for me, but '69-'72 is still basically 'the shit'

why did i sell my '67 caprice? everyone told me i would regret it. and guess what? i REGRET IT.

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62 olds dyanmic 88
67 dodge super b and r/t
eating pussy
improvising music
belgian ales
really fucking quiet
when your sick and dont have to be anywhere but in bed
holding my sons hand
jimmy giuffre
robert wyatt
late beethoven string quartets
pizza
having to take a piss so bad that it hurts and then finally getting a chance to piss
sleep
gurdjieff
quincy porter
hearing a song on the radio you havent heard in years and thinking how fucking amazing it is (dear prudence for example)
string quartets
not having to say anything

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-Porkpie hats
-Danelectro Guitars
-American Motors muscle cars (The AMX is my personal favorite car of all time)
-Spaceballs
-The Catcher in the Rye
-The idea that people like Rush Limbaugh should go to jail for drug abuse, as suggested by people like... Rush Limbaugh!
-News on CNN that's so stupid it's funny. (Anyone catch the bit the other day about the tourist-attacking crow in Germany?)
-Polka!!!

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instant_zen wrote:-American Motors muscle cars (The AMX is my personal favorite car of all time)

Gonna have to agree with you on the AMCs...
although the old AMC muscle cars are fantastic, the most awesomest AMCs are the Eagles. Particularly the SX/4s (the ones with the late 70's style AMX bodies... only with a lift kit and 4 wheel drive... I owned two of them). I had to sell my 3" lifted Eagles cause I realized that I would rather spend stupid money on microphones rather than replacing busted rear main seals and trannys.

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Take Amy's spicy chili (found at your local whole foods), warm it up, then - here's where it gets tough - mush some fritos up WITH YOUR HANDS and toss them in the chili. Carefully take pre-packaged shredded cheese (I prefer cheddar but any of the yellow variety works) and place a large amount on top of the chili-frito concoction. Stir. Put back in microwave and warm is cheese refuses to melt. Stir. Eat. You will be amazed at how good this is. The recipe is a little complicated but after a few tries, it pays off.

I heard Jimi Hendrix liked this recipe so much, he fucked the pie.[/quote]

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- women's eyebrows whose naturally rendered paths simultaneously connote skepticism and compassion

- petard-hoisting

- sinatra's new england accent on words like "can't"

- being really popular with black women

- pulling the inside straight

- being drunk or high enough to try pulling the inside straight

- creepy, kruschev-era russian animation from soyuzmultfilm studio

- eight-year-old web developers

- filthy parrots nesting near the chicago skyway, the result of a parrot delivery truck overturning

- this one article i read in motorbooty years ago about recreating reagan-era hardcore punk gigs a la civil war re-enactments

- clair de fucking lune

- forgetting to close an instruction with a semicolon and the parser doesn't care

- robert duvall's performance as a tv executive in the film "network" where he celebrates a "beautiful, big-titted hit!"

- also, where he barks "i've got a couple of goddamn surprises for you too, schumacher!"

- merit, realized

-r

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