YOUR FIRST CAR!!

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my first car is sitting out front, i can see it through the window. i have had it for almost 10 years. it is a 92 ford taurus (sea green), all power, super cool. i finally got it reregistered and insured a couple weeks ago after a couple years of DMV hell ... only to find, low and behold, this stupid bitch is not holding a charge from a brand new battery, so i am having trouble turning her over. oh you monster bitch of a car. i love you so much but i hate you. why must i walk!!!! i have a pretty strong connection to my car. i don't know why... i had a 92 3-series super dope beemer for like 6 months this last year, until it got hit, and smashed to bits, by an escalade. i think it had something to do with the taurus though... a vibe... the second i got inside the beemer i felt kinda neglectful and craptastic for being there. good ole' taurus, there is nothing like it--she is a real green machine.

i have had so many dudes come up to my door or leave notes on my car asking to buy it. it's almost kinda absurd. one guy kept coming by once a month and finally i told him this is my first car and i'm sort of attached to it and he was like, "oh, i understand ma'am" like that shit was almost sacred. i think some people are able to see what i am able to see in the taurus, and it almost breaks their minds. :D

YOUR FIRST CAR!!

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1980 Chevy Monza

A quick Google Image Search yielded this:

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Pretty close, but to really do justice to its craptasticness, I had to take and wash out the color, to make it that rusty/sun-faded red/brown that I remember. Also, I had to approximate the 'Starsky & Hutch' stripe that was painted on the damned thing:

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You can read more about it here: one of my earliest posts
(and apparently, also one of my earliest threadkills)

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