Dudley wrote:Nick Faldo Super-Whanger

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...I can't decide if I would go see a band called this or not.


To be fair to most overpaid-out-of-touch-with-reality football players, Bellamy is, and has been for quite some time, an exemplary example of a complete and total cunt. He's a cut above the rest when it comes to behaving like a complete idiot.

League table on Feb 28th:



Yesterday:
FC La Plana 0 - 0 Garibaldi FC

Craig Bellamy: "It started when we were all doing a bit of karaoke. I only sang one song and that was Red, Red Wine by UB40. That was because Jerzy Dudek was drinking it. That's how silly it all was. "

Oh, you fucking comedians!

Of course Bellamy and Riise scored both goals in Liverpool's win over Barcelona; Bellamy celebrated his with an 'amusing' golf-swing:


Riise later described the week as one of his best in football - 'all the lads have had a great laugh'.

I wonder if boys today still dream of being professional footballers. At 26, I'm pretty relieved to have been so terrible and so not have to deal with these cunts all the time.

sleepkid wrote:To be fair to most overpaid-out-of-touch-with-reality football players, Bellamy is, and has been for quite some time, an exemplary example of a complete and total cunt. He's a cut above the rest when it comes to behaving like a complete idiot.

A promising start, but the lad will have to knuckle down and really apply himself if he wants to be rubbing shoulders with the likes of Lee Bowyer and John Hartson. As a City fan, I had high hopes for Joey Barton, but rather worryingly he looks as if he might not have what it takes to push on through and achieve true lasting cuntdom.

It's ten-past three. Leeds are losing. To Sheffield Wednesday. Fuck this. Really fuck this.

Dudley; Lee Bowyer = cunt par excellence. He makes it very difficult to take any pleasure in videos of Leeds United: the Champions League era - especially his winner in the rain against Milan. What a monumental goal, what a moment, what a night: what a fucking arsehole.

Speaking of fucking assholes, David Nicholl has just claimed this title with aplomb.
He was the captain of Leeds United until mid-week when he rang his old club Luton Town and asked if he could come back. Having played just fifteen games for Leeds after joining and getting injured in pre-season training.

Rats, sinking ships, etc.

sleepkid wrote:To be fair to most overpaid-out-of-touch-with-reality football players, Bellamy is, and has been for quite some time, an exemplary example of a complete and total cunt. He's a cut above the rest when it comes to behaving like a complete idiot.

He and Fernando Ricksen are equals in this scale of cuntery.

Liverpool were unlucky yesterday against Man Utd. Bellamy's goal wasn't offside.

Dudley wrote:
A promising start, but the lad will have to knuckle down and really apply himself if he wants to be rubbing shoulders with the likes of Lee Bowyer and John Hartson. As a City fan, I had high hopes for Joey Barton, but rather worryingly he looks as if he might not have what it takes to push on through and achieve true lasting cuntdom.

You would think with Paul Dickov around as a mentor that Barton's rise to the cunt elite would be rapid, but he does seem to have hit a rather quiet patch lately. Still, putting his cigar out in a teammates eye. That was classy.

I have no worries about Bellamy achieving lasting cuntdom. I mean, he's not even at Blackburn around mega-cunt Robbie Savage anymore, and yet still, in a Liverpool team that is mostly devoid of aggravating personalities, he is still managing to thrive.

As for Man City's fortunes this season, it's too bad. I like Pearce, I like City, but a lack of goals is killing you. Bring back the Goat!!! (Ok, well don't, because he's 37 now, but really... Corradi is not the answer, and Samaras needs a year or two more to grow.) Will be interesting to see how Mpenza works out.

Nico Adie wrote:Liverpool were unlucky yesterday against Man Utd. Bellamy's goal wasn't offside.

While I completely agree that Liverpool were unlucky, as much as it pains me to admit it, Bellamy was offside. He wasn't when the ball was played in, but it came off Sissoko's head just as the Manure defense had put him slightly offside. It was close, and perhaps Bellamy should have received the benefit of the doubt, but having looked at it (several times) I think the linesmen got it right (though probably on accident.)

It was an absolute kick in the teeth to lose like that though. I had been watching the game by myself, then my girlfriend came home and started blathering away just as O'Shea scored. For some reason, I blame her...

Kuyt is going to be absolute quality (he already is) but I am really not so enthused about Voronin coming on board. Rafa hated Cisse, but despite the lad being dumber than a bag of hammers (and worryingly prone to breaking his leg?) he delivered goals. A bit worried about how Rafa is going to fit Sissoko, Alonso, Mascherano, and Gerrard all into the same midfield - not to mention wingers Pennant and Gonzalez (or whoever he decides to buy in the future to feed balls to the non-heading giant that is Crouch). I hope someone is foolish enough to buy Kewell. He'll never be fit again. Zenden should never have been purchased.

Sorry for rambling...

Speaking of Kewell, remember the 'oh so clever' Fantasy Football team I created entirely out of Ex-Leeds players?



They turned out to be almost as shit as the real Leeds, frankly.
Smith and Kewell in particular were excellent purchases. I did bring in Woodgate after this was taken though and he was one of the few players not to embarrass himself.

Tevez has finally scored. It's a bit late in the season, but I expect him to really kick on from now. May be too late to save West Ham though.

Berbatov has to be one of the best signings of the season. He is complete class. Wonderful skills.