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by NerblyBear_Archive
Setting aside the question of how they're actually disbursed--which is a whole 'nother can of worms--there's no doubt that the principle on which taxes rest is a just one:
I make my income from a job. That job has been made available to me by a society which values the sort of work that I am able to do. Therefore, I owe back to society a certain chunk of that income, for two reasons:
1) It's the generous thing to do.
2) In the long run, it's in my own self-interest because it will (hopefully) make society an even better place in which to live.
One might reply that, in fact, it's not thanks to society that I got a good job; it's due to my own efforts and my own ingenuity. And, to a certain extent, this holds true. But ask yourself if those efforts would have been made possible without the accomplishment all of those tasks one takes for granted along the way: your trash gets picked up, your car gets fixed, your AC gets repaired, your clothes get sewn, etc. All of these people helped you, in a palpable and inescapable way, to get you where you are today. It is literally true that you could not have made all of your money without even a few of them around to do the thangs that they do. People who work in the Post Office and in the DMV get their paychecks from a tax-funded government treasury.
Then ask if that ingenuity could have had a proper outlet without a tax-funded public school system. You'd have been up Shit's Creek without a paddle if taxes hadn't provided for that, Chief.
Like it or not, we're all in this together. Don't try to play yourself off as a fucking David Hasselhoff up in this piece, driving around in a black sports car that looks like a flying dildo. Hoarding your money, or using it to buy fancy gadgetry, are ways of trying to isolate yourself from the rest of society and of pretending that all of the money you make is due solely to your own efforts. Not only is it ultimately self-defeating. It's blind to the way that society works.
In my opinion, the first priority for a Democratic Congress is to achieve a workable, federal health-care system. Taxes'll pay for that, Chief, and I'll be happy to spend them on it since, when I pull my back, I'll have somewhere to go. There's no fuckin' way I'm going to blow thousands of dollars on an HMO. It'll be much cheaper for me--and for everyone else--if I can get muscle relaxers and Valium--lots 'n' lots of sweet, sweet Valium--as a kickback from my taxes.
So, don't get all high and mighty, Hasselhoff. Yes, if you've somehow made a lot of money, pat yourself on the back for all of your hard work and ingenuity. Keep most of the money you've made for yourself. But give back a fair and sizable proportion to the people and the infrastructure that helped to make your current success possible. Because if you don't, rest assured that I will find where you live, knock on your door late at night, and then run away and hide in the bushes, looking at your fat face as you wonder why the fuck somebody woke you up in the middle of the night.