A Neo-Conservative Fundamentalist Christian walks into a library.




That's it.

I called in sick to work the other day. My boss says to me "Sick? Well how sick are you?".
I say "Well i'm at home fucking my sister - that's pretty fucking sick, right!?"

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:Q: How do you get a redneck girl to suck your dick?

A: Dip it in ranch.

Q: How do you get a redneck girl to suck your dick?

A: Ask her.


For those with misogynous inclinations, the punchline "Tell her" will also suffice.


I did a cursory search on this, but if it has already been posted, apologies.

Q: What's the best part about sex while camping?

A: It's fucking intense.










...(in tents). Har!

When is the time to go to the dentist?






Tooth hurty!

Okay, you perverts...this one´s for you:


What is two feet long, purple-red and makes the women scream?









The Sudden Infant Death Syndrome!

From my Popsicle stick:

What kind of guitars do whales play?

Eel-lectric guitars!


oy-vay

i bought some boots the other day but i couldn't afford them

it's a paradox













pair of docs...


yeah, ok, not hilarious, but i made it up....

a variation on an earlier theme:

what's the opposite of a joke?




















FREEBIRD!



(you see, it's not funny.)

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?


AGHHHHAHHH *hack hack, gag gag*