alandeus wrote:Yup'd out/metrosexualized/former frat guys who work next door to me and call each other "dawgs" and say ridiculous things like "let's do this thing!" when all they're doing is making a trip to Starbucks: go fuck yourselves.

Wow! You know people like that?
The metros and the former frats do *not* dig each other in this neck of the US. The former are usually indie rockers who had to start dressing a little nicer because they got a good job. I still see them at rock shows though.

Anyway,
Manufacturers of printers - you charge too much for toner! Your products stop working 6 days aout of warranty and are cheaper to replace than fix, which puts yet another chunk of plastic in a landfill, making me, and guy who is not even rabidly green, furious...
Fuck off!

I'm not the first to say this, but oil companies, you are currently making more profits than any other company in the history of civilization, while there is a war going on rooted in keeping the juice you peddle readily available to you...
Fuck off!

"Tone Chasers" - I am tired of you! It's about the music!
Fuck off!

DRM.
Fuck OFF!

Big Pharma, you are putting profits above the public health.
Fuck off!
Wash yourself off, and Fuck off again!

-A

belmont wrote:fuck Mark and the Lemp Art's Center in st louis MO. If you have had the misfortune of attending this dump you will surely understand my fuck this remark. St louis needs a new rock venue! Bad!

I'm with you on this one. I haven't been to Lemp since I saw Wolf Eyes/Sissy Spacek/Panicsville there back in 2000 or 2001. St Louis hasn't had a good rock venue since Cicero's moved, back in the 90's.

Glenn W. Turner wrote:

belmont wrote:fuck Mark and the Lemp Art's Center in st louis MO. If you have had the misfortune of attending this dump you will surely understand my fuck this remark. St louis needs a new rock venue! Bad!

I'm with you on this one. I haven't been to Lemp since I saw Wolf Eyes/Sissy Spacek/Panicsville there back in 2000 or 2001. St Louis hasn't had a good rock venue since Cicero's moved, back in the 90's.

St Louis needs a rock venue. I don't care if it is a speakeasy/key club. St Louis cannot go much longer without a good joint to play. I think the PA, microphones and sound guy are the biggest challenge. Oh and by the way NIHIL! What's your beef with me? You must have been drinking again.

FUCK OFF Creepy Crawl

FUCK OFF chicago weather. I read that it's supposed to be 65 on tuesday or wednesday and I will not be surprised if it is in the twenties the day after. You giveth and then you taketh away.

OH ALSO

With St. Patricks Day falling on a Saturday this year, I will give a preemptive FUCK OFF to all the sloppy yuppie fratsters with their rugby shirts and their sorostitute girlfriends. I am 100% Irish yet this one of the holidays I loathe the most. New Years Eve comes twice a year: December 31 and March 17.

My creepy co-worker and his not-so-hidden agenda can fuck the fuck right off.

John C3 wrote:Dog owners who can't deal with other people's dogs: Fuck Off.

Agreed.

nihil wrote:Bigfoot: Fuck Off

The truck or the Yetiesque creature? Either way, this might be an extreme position.

blinduncledallas wrote:Britney Spears: FUCK OFF
Paris Hilton: FUCK OFF
Nicole Richie: FUCK OFF

Shooting fish in a barrel can fuck off.

the Classical wrote:snow in my driveway: Fuck Off

Have you considered investing in a heated driveway? Or a ten year old neighbor kid wit da shovel skillz?

MTAR wrote:procrastination: fuck off

Yes. This is TRUE.

holly golightly wrote:Fuck off!

Unless one is, in fact, Holly Golightly, calling oneself "holly golighty" on an internet message board merits a "fuck off".

sunlore wrote:White pants can fuck right off.

Agreed.

mr.arrison wrote:flavored coffee: fuck off

Agreed. So TRUE.

jcamanei wrote:gas $3.10: Fuck Off!

This is a problem when one has a long trip to the record store!

Steve V. wrote:Sarah Silverman for not being my wife can fuck off.

The Green Bay Packers season ticket waiting list has a shorter line.

itchy mcgoo wrote:It's Only 4pm: FUCK OFF!

Agreed, particularly when one works until X o'clock.

NOTE: People who begin work after 9am can fuck off if they bitch about it being 4pm.

BadComrade wrote:People who stay on their cellphone at the checkout counter: FUCK OFF!

I saw this in practice today. So rude.

NOTE: the guilty party used his debit card for a $1.05 purchase. He wore a New York Yankees baseball cap that featured one hundred dollar bill panels on each side of his cap.

burun wrote:My creepy co-worker and his not-so-hidden agenda can fuck the fuck right off.

What if he was cute/rich/cute/cool/cute?

Is it then "offi$e roman$e"?

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:

the Classical wrote:snow in my driveway: Fuck Off

Have you considered investing in a heated driveway? Or a ten year old neighbor kid wit da shovel skillz?

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The instant we got a decent amount of snow the neighborhood kids knocking on my door to shovel disappeared.

wimpy neighbor kids:fuck off

People who ask me, while waiting at the bus stop if this is a bus stop and where is it, kindly do one.

Bus drivers who speed down chicane ridden steep incline becasuse they think there are no passengers left, get fucked.

Jose at the bar, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

The man who I met on Friday who tried to get me in to his bed, his band ("the guitarist is the bassists wife, she's not very good, we're a bit shoddy. Will you come to a rehearsal? All my friends are professional musicians. I own a custon Les Paul Gold Top, I've never payed a gig in my life"), made me squirm by agreeing with EVERYTHING I said I hated and invited himself along to a gig with me which he later described as "not really my thing but they gave it some welly I must admit"....please don't get in touch ever again.

Getting drunk, sitting at the same table in a packed pub party as some bloke who somehow remembers your email address after a barely heard, 5 minutes long trolleyed bullshit "yeah I can sing, my friend wasn't lying" 'coversation' and seems alright from first email but in reality you can't even remember what he looks like and then you agree to let him meet you for a quick after work drink before all of the above happens FUCK RIGHT OFF.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:

burun wrote:My creepy co-worker and his not-so-hidden agenda can fuck the fuck right off.

What if he was cute/rich/cute/cool/cute?

Is it then "offi$e roman$e"?

Actually, he's trying to get me fired. So no amount of cuteness/richness/coolness would make me change my mind.

And Chris, I wear camo pants (though I am not fashionable) so you can fuck off too

people who 'relic' instruments to make them look 'vintage': FUCK OFF