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1With inspiration from Louis CK (http://www.louisck.com/bad_jokes.htm), let’s see who can come up with the funniest original “badâ€
drink juice, avoid disease
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2Even worse:
What do you call Eddie van Halen when he drops off 100 teddy bears to a hospital for sick children in his Winstar?
Teddy Van Carin’
What do you call Eddie van Halen when he drops off 100 teddy bears to a hospital for sick children in his Winstar?
Teddy Van Carin’
drink juice, avoid disease
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5How many EA forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
6
One to change it and 4 to stand around saying "Nah, too much warmth in the bottom end."
6
One to change it and 4 to stand around saying "Nah, too much warmth in the bottom end."
simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.
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6Rotten Tanx wrote:How many EA forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
6
One to change it and 4 to stand around saying "Nah, too much warmth in the bottom end."
How many Brits does it take to add correctly?
Zero.
EDIT:I'm taking my joke and going home, this thread is creeping me out.
Last edited by kerble_Archive on Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:46 pm, edited 3 times in total.
kerble is right.
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7What's the best way to rape a nun?
Drag her into an ally and fuck her.
Drag her into an ally and fuck her.
ToM - If it wasn't for the last minute nothing would get done.
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9How many Brits does it take to add correctly?
Zero.
...and one to lament the lack of 'math'.
simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.
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10Q: Why did god make black people stink?
A: So blind people can hate em' too!
A: So blind people can hate em' too!
I could have been a contender...