NerblyBear wrote:And the Baconian theory is definitively disproven by the fact that he died years before the composition of Shakespeare's last plays. Also, by the fact that his essays read nothing like Shakespeare's writing.
Easy there college boy, I was joking. I took a lot of Shakespeare courses back when I was an academic.
MTAR, if you haven't already, you should def. get your local police involved. Maybe it's the paranoid New Yorker in me coming out, but it sounds like these people are familiar with the habits of you and your neighbors, and might be doing some unwelcome stuff in your vicinity.
I'm getting a little worried here.