You pushed me to it.

What did one curd of cheese say to the other curd of cheese?

Sorry, am I in your whey?

-n

What did the double cheeseburger say to the veggie-sandwich-on-french when it was time to quit?

Let us bag it.

why is fungi so cramped?



because there's not mush-room.

How do you get a retard to kill himself?












Give him a knife a tell him to point to who's special

A ham sandwitch goes into a bar and says "Bartender, I would like a beer!"

The bartender looks at the ham sandwitch and says "We don't serve food."

Redline wrote:A ham sandwitch goes into a bar and says "Bartender, I would like a beer!"

The bartender looks at the ham sandwitch and says "We don't serve food."

Jay,

Your love of tiny cars has clouded your spelling:


That is Literally Amazing.


Faiz

why's milk so fast?




because it's pasteurised before you can see it.












(pasteurised... past yer eyes... geddit?)

Faiz wrote:

That is Literally Amazing.

That is pretty funny...I sold my mint red Sandwitch when I stopped collecting '73 castings.

It's also funny I can spell "Silhouette."

Welcome to my world. If you think this board is full of obsessed folks, try an old Hot Wheel board...

http://p204.ezboard.com/bredlinesonlinemessageboard

Hey, my joke was funny, though...


"Nothing is better than eternal happiness, and a ham sandwich is certainly better than nothing. Therefore a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness."

http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com/

where is the worse place to hide in a hospital?





ICU!

get it?!
ICU
i see you.
intensive care unit.
thats funny!