Okay, okay.

I got one.

How many bad jokes does it take to offend the most immature person on here?

29

I don't get offended easily, and that is coming from the asshole that did the 9/11 post. This is fucking SAD... get a life!

Angry_Dragon wrote:Okay, okay.

I got one.

How many bad jokes does it take to offend the most immature person on here?

29

I don't get offended easily, and that is coming from the asshole that did the 9/11 post. This is fucking SAD... get a life!

huh huh huh you suck huh huh huh

what is the fastest way out of town?


A: find the saddest monkey and have him comb the oreos out of his mustache.

okay, so this guy walks into a bar with a big coat on. he asks the bartender for a beer. the bartender asks " whats the deal with the big coat?"
to which the man replys "because its fucking cold outside"
so the bartender leans in to the man and says













" that will be $2.50."

What leaves orange residue on your fingers and slashes throats?

Cheeto J. Simpson

What's brown and sticky?





A stick.

What's the difference between a duck?

mattw wrote:What's the difference between a duck?

One of its legs is both the same!



What do you call a man going up and down in the ocean?

Bob.

A jew, a black, and a mexican walk into a bar.
















It was "Multi-Cultural Night" at the bar. There were drink specials.

What do you say to a women/child/wife/girlfriend/infant/baby seal/elderly woman/elderly infant/Jewish intellectual/baby wife/LAD with 2 black eyes?
















Nothing, she/it/she/she/it/it/she/it/he/she/she/I has/have already been told twice.