What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?


























A fucking one-eyed bastard.

just read this on bash:


<Teratogen> What did the drunk say to Jesus when Jesus dropped the cross?
<@James> uh oh
<Teratogen> "You keep dropping that thing and they're gonna throw you outta the parade."
*** You have been kicked from channel #bible (that was so not funny)

Who gets laid more than my computer?















God, when he visits Hawaii.

What's the best way to remove a knife from your ass?

















Never have an ass.

Wow, this turned out horribly.

I’m not one to apologize on the behalf of others, but… I’m sorry… I’m so very, very, very sorry.


Oh well, last post.


08 September 2004 – “…message boards are gay, but…â€

mthomasdavies wrote:That’s it for me.

hooray!

how many mthomasdavies does it take to leave this board?




who cares.





how can you tell stuff?



you'd be the only one with a wooden leg, a civil war gun in your left hand and a baby head for a baby head.



thank you I will be here all night

How many people who cant be bothered to finish a joke does it take to change a lightbulb?

A piece of string walks into a bar and says "Bartender, I'll have a pint of your strongest grog!"

The bartender looks over and says "Sorry, we don't serve string."
The string leaves.

The next day, the piece of string walks in to the same bar, and says "Barkeep, pour me a frosty one!"

The bartender says "Sorry, we will NOT serve string."
The string leaves.

The next day, the string returns to the bar, all kinked up and crooked. The string says "Beer man, fetch me beer!"

The bartender looks over and says "Aren't you the string from before?"

The string replies "Frayed knot".

I'M a frayed knot.