reissues of old material with like 2 new bonus tracks so you have to buy the album again: fuck off.

garbage trucks making loud noise emptying the dumpster behind your apartment at 4 in the morning when you're trying to sleep: fuck off (not that i don't appreciate the effort).

people who drive slowly in the passing lane and stay there: fuck off.

fedex truck drivers on the road in general: fuck off.

raisins: fuck off, unless you're in bread pudding or plumped up with delicious liquor.

white chocolate: fuck off.

the crisper drawer in refrigerators: fuck off; all you do is wilt produce prematurely.

the role of bridesmaid: mostly, fuck off.

those pleated mini-MINI skirts paris hilton made all the rage among sororiwhores: fuck off.

people who don't like animals: fuck off.

that said, PETA: fuck off.

people who refuse to admit they like ANY silly/bad music: fuck off.

skinny jeans: oh my god, fuck off and go away, please why don't you go away. i'm waiting; i've been waiting for like 2 years...

the way i can't help but tan to a ridiculous degree no matter how much sunscreen and covering i put on: fuck off.

any tragedy where a family or a kid's involved and because there was a family/kid involved it's supposed to mean more than if it'd just been some random person: fuck off.

the style and rhetoric of the news now: fuck off.

the direction humanities and social sciences academia is going, i.e. necessary mill to take money from suburban parents to let them keep up with the joneses and have little tiffanie go to keggers for 4 years. oh, and and to build big ass stadiums because that's the only way to sustain universities: fuck off.

fergie from the black eyed peas: fuck off!

victoria's secret: fuck off!

the way it's really hard to have close female friends when you're in your 20s: fuck off.

the teeth bleaching/whitening craze: fuck off.

ghosting wrote:garbage trucks making loud noise emptying the dumpster behind your apartment at 4 in the morning when you're trying to sleep: fuck off (not that i don't appreciate the effort).

egh, tell me about it.

Eierdiebe wrote:

ghosting wrote:garbage trucks making loud noise emptying the dumpster behind your apartment at 4 in the morning when you're trying to sleep: fuck off (not that i don't appreciate the effort).

egh, tell me about it.

Back in his TV Nation days, Michael Moore addressed this. That's right, he arranged for a garbage truck to go to house of the CEO of the largest waste disposal company in New Jersey, at 4am, making as much noise as possible. Glorious. Unfourtunately it's not YouTubed. I can't believe I just said that.

ghosting wrote:reissues of old material with like 2 new bonus tracks so you have to buy the album again: fuck off.

download the bonus tracks

placeholder wrote:- This band called Say Anything that I saw on television a few nights ago.

My friend knows the guy from Say Anything. I never had the heart to tell him that his friend should fuck off. But dude must be offly fucked.

london heathrow airport: fuck off

baggage handlers what destroy my luggage: fuck off

baggage handlers what lose my luggage: fuck off

anyone who happens to pilfer through my luggage from the time it's checked, to the time i pull it off the baggage carousel, in the name of security: fuck off

my wife's baggage: fuck off

london heathrow airport: fuck off again

losing my hair gel to airport security because it's contents were more than 3 ounces: just plain FUCK! (so i'm a bitch...fuck off)

grown men who fly like little retarded kids; kicking and slamming their tray tables into the back of my seat for fucking 9 hours: fuck the fuck off

french tourists: fuck off and when your done fucking off, fuck off some more!!! after that go back to your own country where it is your duty to be pricks!(especially to americans)

anyone in my band that did not travel with me to morocco(with the exception of the guy who plays bass): fuck off

my friend's dog oliver for eating 10 pounds of my dog's food from the bag in one sitting; looking like he just ate a bowling ball; being rushed to the animal hospital, where they induced vomiting; while i was out of the country: fucking priceless! i mean... fuck off

wine in a box that doesn't come with back-pack straps; fuck off

ah yes...this fucking off thing makes me feel all warm inside! thank you nihil and fuck off!

Dear psychometric testing, which of the following best describes you?

A A type of testing that is wretched and should FUCK OFF.

B A test that is designed to enrage and one that should best be FUCKED RIGHT OFF.

C A testing type of such extreme idiocy that it should immediately FUCK THE HELL OFF.

my favorite pair of trousers beging to be worn-out: fuck off. i fucking hate buying new cloth items.


edit: oh yeah: band called maximo park: FUCK OFF. DIE. GET GANG RAPED.

The Government via......
THE FUCKING Internal Revenue Service.

Using 40% of the Trillions you are collecting for the Military Industrial Complex. That is fucking disgusting.

Fuck you, you fucking shit sucking scumbags!

snow fuck off
listlessness fuck off